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The Shape of Water

Man is as silent as the grave. But if farts were flattery? Honey, he'd be Shakespeare

Zelda:Man is as silent as the grave. But if farts were flattery? Honey, he'd be Shakespeare

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Man is as silent as a grave
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But if farts were flattery
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honey he'd be Shakespeare
Available in 9 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
553
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:14
Uploaded
Feb 13, 2026
Genres
drama, fantasy, romance
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

At a top secret research facility in the 1960s, a lonely janitor forms a unique relationship with an amphibious creature that is being held in captivity.
I butter the man's toast Elisa - The Shape of Water 00:16
I butter the man's toast Elisa
Now I don't wanna bolster or overstate the matterbut this may very well be the most sensitive assetever to be housed in this facility - The Shape of Water 00:13
Now I don't wanna bolster or overstate the matterbut...
- How was your trip? - The Shape of Water 00:19
- How was your trip?
Do you understand? I'll be in charge from now on. - The Shape of Water 00:05
Do you understand? I'll be in charge from now on.
Get them out. - The Shape of Water 00:29
Get them out.
Get them out. - The Shape of Water 00:08
Get them out.
Bring it over here. - The Shape of Water 00:14
Bring it over here.
Y'all come back now, you hear? - The Shape of Water 00:16
Y'all come back now, you hear?
This pie is rather sordid. - The Shape of Water 01:00
This pie is rather sordid.
Oh God to be young and beautifulIf I could go back to when I was 18I didn't know anything about anythingI'd give myself a bit of adviceWhat would you sayI would say Take better care of your teethand fuck a lot moreOh no no that's very good advice - The Shape of Water 00:18
Oh God to be young and beautifulIf I could go back to when I...
Will you look at this? - The Shape of Water 00:38
Will you look at this?
Some of the best minds in the countrypeeing all over the floor in this here facility - The Shape of Water 00:06
Some of the best minds in the countrypeeing all over the...
There's pee freckles on the ceiling nowHow'd they get it up thereJust how big a target do they need you figureThey get enough practice that's for sure - The Shape of Water 00:15
There's pee freckles on the ceiling nowHow'd they...
Excuse us, sir. - The Shape of Water 00:16
Excuse us, sir.
Elisa. Look, don't touch. That lovely dingus, right there, is an Alabama howdy-do. Molded grip handl - The Shape of Water 00:19
Elisa. Look, don't touch. That lovely dingus, right...
Look don't touchThat lovely dingus right there is an Alabama howdy doMolded grip handle low current high voltage electric shock cattle prodName's Strickland security - The Shape of Water 00:13
Look don't touchThat lovely dingus right there is an...
Oh, no. - The Shape of Water 00:16
Oh, no.
Oh, no. - The Shape of Water 00:26
Oh, no.
Short people are mean. - The Shape of Water 00:16
Short people are mean.
Help! He's losing blood! Help! Come on, come on. - The Shape of Water 00:06
Help! He's losing blood! Help! Come on, come on.