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The Shawshank Redemption

Step aside, Mert. This fucker'shaving himself an accident

Step aside, Mert. This fucker'shaving himself an accident

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Step aside Mert This fucker's having himself an accident
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He'll push him off
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If you trust her you can keep
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that 35 000
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What did you say Thirty five thousand
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All of it
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Every penny You better start making sense
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If you want to keep it give it to your wife
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The IRS allows a one time only gift to your spouse for up to 60 000
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Bullshit Tax free Tax free
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IRS can't touch one cent
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You're that smart banker what killed his wife
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Duration
5 seconds
Views
421
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:50
Uploaded
Jan 17, 2026
Genres
drama
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Movie Summary

Two imprisoned men bond over a number of years, finding solace and eventual redemption through acts of common decency.
The IRS allows a one-time-only gift to your spouse for up to $60,000. - The Shawshank Redemption 00:06
The IRS allows a one-time-only gift to your spouse for up to...
Why should I believe a smart banker? - The Shawshank Redemption 00:05
Why should I believe a smart banker?
Actually, I feel stupid telling you this. - The Shawshank Redemption 00:06
Actually, I feel stupid telling you this.
I don't need you to tell me where the bear shit in the buckwheat. - The Shawshank Redemption 00:06
I don't need you to tell me where the bear shit in the...
Of course not. - The Shawshank Redemption 00:05
Of course not.
I suppose I could set it up for you That would save you some moneyYou get the forms I'll prepare themnearly free of chargeI'd only ask three beers apiece for each of my coworkersCoworkers That's richA man working outdoors feels more like a manif he can - The Shawshank Redemption 00:24
I suppose I could set it up for you That would save you some...
I'd only ask three beers apiece for each of my coworkers. - The Shawshank Redemption 00:05
I'd only ask three beers apiece for each of my...
...if he can have a bottle of suds. - The Shawshank Redemption 00:05
...if he can have a bottle of suds.
What are you jimmies staring at? - The Shawshank Redemption 00:06
What are you jimmies staring at?
And that's how it came to pass......that on the second-to-last day of the job......the convict crew that tarred the factory roof in the spring of '49......wound up sitting in a row at 10:00 in the morning......drinking icy-cold beer, courtesy of the harde - The Shawshank Redemption 00:55
And that's how it came to pass......that on the...
...the convict crew that tarred the factory roof in the spring of '49... - The Shawshank Redemption 00:07
...the convict crew that tarred the factory roof in the...
...wound up sitting in a row at 10:00 in the morning... - The Shawshank Redemption 00:05
...wound up sitting in a row at 10:00 in the morning...
...drinking icy-cold beer, courtesy of the hardest screw... - The Shawshank Redemption 00:07
...drinking icy-cold beer, courtesy of the hardest screw...
...that ever walked a turn at Shawshank State Prison. - The Shawshank Redemption 00:05
...that ever walked a turn at Shawshank State Prison.
RED: The colossal prick even managed to sound magnanimous. - The Shawshank Redemption 00:07
RED: The colossal prick even managed to sound magnanimous.
We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like free men. - The Shawshank Redemption 00:06
We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like...
We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like free menWe could have been tarring the roof of one of our own housesWe were the lords of all creationAs for Andyhe spent that break hunkered in the shadea strange little smile on his - The Shawshank Redemption 00:23
We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like...
Hell, we could have been tarring the roof of one of our own houses. - The Shawshank Redemption 00:05
Hell, we could have been tarring the roof of one of our own...
Hey. Want a cold one, Andy? - The Shawshank Redemption 00:05
Hey. Want a cold one, Andy?
Want a cold one? - The Shawshank Redemption 00:07
Want a cold one?