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The Shawshank Redemption

What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?

Captain Hadley:
What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?

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What is your malfunction you fat barrel of monkey spunk
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Timestamp in Movie
00:18:13
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Mar 19, 2026
Genres
drama
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Movie Summary

Two imprisoned men bond over a number of years, finding solace and eventual redemption through acts of common decency.

Actors

Clancy Brown
Captain Hadley
Clancy Brown
Please! - The Shawshank Redemption 00:05
Please!
You don't understand I'm not supposed to be hereOpen that cellMe neither They run this place like a fucking prison - The Shawshank Redemption 00:10
You don't understand I'm not supposed to be...
MAN 10: Me neither! - The Shawshank Redemption 00:05
MAN 10: Me neither!
If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here tonightI swear by God and Jesus you will all visit the infirmaryEvery last motherfucker in here - The Shawshank Redemption 00:12
If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here tonightI swear by...
If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here tonight... - The Shawshank Redemption 00:05
If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here tonight...
Call the trustees. - The Shawshank Redemption 00:06
Call the trustees.
His first night in the joint, Dufresne cost me two packs of cigarettes. - The Shawshank Redemption 00:10
His first night in the joint, Dufresne cost me two packs of...
RED: His first night in the joint, Dufresne cost me two packs of cigarettes. - The Shawshank Redemption 00:07
RED: His first night in the joint, Dufresne cost me two...
He never made a sound. - The Shawshank Redemption 00:05
He never made a sound.
Tier 3 north, clear count! - The Shawshank Redemption 00:17
Tier 3 north, clear count!
Tier 3 north, clear count! - The Shawshank Redemption 00:10
Tier 3 north, clear count!
GUARD 4: Tier 3 south, clear. - The Shawshank Redemption 00:05
GUARD 4: Tier 3 south, clear.
GUARD 6: Tier 1 south, clear. - The Shawshank Redemption 00:05
GUARD 6: Tier 1 south, clear.
Are you going to eat that? - The Shawshank Redemption 00:05
Are you going to eat that?
Are you going to eat that? - The Shawshank Redemption 00:10
Are you going to eat that?
I'm going to look after him until he's big enough to fly. - The Shawshank Redemption 00:05
I'm going to look after him until he's big enough...
Morning, fellas. - The Shawshank Redemption 01:01
Morning, fellas.
Fine morning isn't itYou know why it's a fine morning don't youSend them down I want them lined upjust like a pretty little chorus lineLook at thatI can't stand this guy Oh LordYes Richmond VirginiaSmell my ass - The Shawshank Redemption 00:23
Fine morning isn't itYou know why it's a fine...
JIGGER: I can't stand this guy. - The Shawshank Redemption 00:05
JIGGER: I can't stand this guy.
Gee, Red, that's a shame about your horse coming in last and all. - The Shawshank Redemption 00:06
Gee, Red, that's a shame about your horse coming in...