I wasn't expecting company. Yes, you were. You've been expecting company for five years....

Kevin Garner: I wasn't expecting company.
The Benefactor: Yes, you were. You've been expecting company for five years. See, that's your problem, Kevin. You keep expecting Him to show up. And why shouldn't you? You prayed, He came. You knocked, He answered. Isn't it reasonable to expect... ... that He should hold the door open for you? But He doesn't. He never does. When are you finally going to wake up and realize... ... He doesn't take care of his own? Come on, sit down. Oh, He says that He helps you and that He loves you... And then... what? - What does he say? He'll always be with you. No, He's gone... ... and he left you holding the bag, alone.
Kevin Garner: It's a test.
The Benefactor: Have you listen to anything that I've been saying? You passed His test five years ago. How many tests do you have to pass? You're never going to be good enough for Him. And my offer still stands. You'll never have to eat baked beans out of a can again. Unless, of course, you like eating baked beans out of a can. In which case, I will get you a truck full. I don't judge. - And... ... unlike Him... ... once you're with me... ... that's it. I got your back for life