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The Shiny Shrimps

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Matthias Le Goff, an Olympic champion, makes a homophobic statement on TV. His punishment: coach the Shiny Shrimps, an amateur gay water-polo team. They have only one thing in mind: to qualify for the Gay Games in Croatia.
Director
Maxime Govare, Cédric Le Gallo
Year
2019
Genre
comedy, drama, sport
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Awards
3 wins & 1 nomination

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...petrol, coal, and gas, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:07
...petrol, coal, and gas,
This morning the Swimming Federation will meet - The Shiny Shrimps 00:11
This morning the Swimming Federation will meet
Last month Le Goff's homophobic remarks - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
Last month Le Goff's homophobic remarks
Several LGBT associations filed official complaints. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Several LGBT associations filed official complaints.
Mr Langlois has never publicly mentioned his preferences. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
Mr Langlois has never publicly mentioned his preferences.
Regardless of Mr Langlois' sexuality - The Shiny Shrimps 00:10
Regardless of Mr Langlois' sexuality
In a divided society - The Shiny Shrimps 00:08
In a divided society
Therefore Mr Le Goff's participation in the next World Championships - The Shiny Shrimps 00:10
Therefore Mr Le Goff's participation in the next World ...
It will be his responsibility to train them for 3 months - The Shiny Shrimps 00:07
It will be his responsibility to train them for 3 months
THE SHINY SHRIMPS - The Shiny Shrimps 00:09
THE SHINY SHRIMPS
Homosexual Association for Integration, Tolerance, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
Homosexual Association for Integration, Tolerance,
You're from the sticks, looking to meet men, right? - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
You're from the sticks, looking to meet men, right?
He's come to gay-bash. You don't recognise him? - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
He's come to gay-bash. You don't recognise him?
Matthias Le Goff, world champion in homophobia, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
Matthias Le Goff, world champion in homophobia,
Ah right! So we're the pinkwash in their media spin. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
Ah right! So we're the pinkwash in their media spin.
And by my health problems that stopped us training. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
And by my health problems that stopped us training.
Jean, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Jean,
Listen Joël, Matthias played in the French Junior Water-Polo Team. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Listen Joël, Matthias played in the French Junior Water-Polo...
Right, in accordance with association rules I demand a vote. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
Right, in accordance with association rules I demand a vote.
Who wants to keep this sinister individual, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
Who wants to keep this sinister individual,
- You know what he said? - With an arse like that - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
- You know what he said? - With an arse like that
OK listen you. If you have - The Shiny Shrimps 00:09
OK listen you. If you have
We will eat you from the neck down! The Shiny Shrimps are back in town! - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
We will eat you from the neck down! The Shiny Shrimps are ba...
You've been underperforming since your 2nd place, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
You've been underperforming since your 2nd place,
Well, isn't 33 the age where one should be retiring? - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
Well, isn't 33 the age where one should be retiring?
18 months ago, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:08
18 months ago,
- My dick looked bigger... - I'm serious... - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
- My dick looked bigger... - I'm serious...
Ok. Well now that you're better, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:07
Ok. Well now that you're better,
There's someone here about a lobster. I don't get it. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
There's someone here about a lobster. I don't get ...
- Is it a delivery? - Doesn't look like one... - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
- Is it a delivery? - Doesn't look like one...
On one condition: - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
On one condition:
But if I design an incredible choreography - The Shiny Shrimps 00:07
But if I design an incredible choreography
Why not lesbians while we're at it? It's not Noah's Ark, for fuck's sake! - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
Why not lesbians while we're at it? It's not Noah&...
Wait a second! Where are your convictions? Mr. World's Greatest Activist? - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Wait a second! Where are your convictions? Mr. World's ...
We didn't fight 50 years - The Shiny Shrimps 00:11
We didn't fight 50 years
I can't take you to dance. Don't tell mum, OK? - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
I can't take you to dance. Don't tell mum, OK?
If I have to support you, fine - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
If I have to support you, fine
How do I put this... the Lumberjacks reformed their team. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
How do I put this... the Lumberjacks reformed their team.
- Who are the Lumberjacks? - A team of badass lesbians... - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
- Who are the Lumberjacks? - A team of badass lesbians...
A lady is a dainty little thing in a skirt - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
A lady is a dainty little thing in a skirt
No, trust me. It's better to not push too hard, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
No, trust me. It's better to not push too hard,
This team is great. All these sporty guys together. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
This team is great. All these sporty guys together.
Okay stop right there. There's a rule in the team: - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
Okay stop right there. There's a rule in the team:
We're the Lumberjacks, and we're gonna cut you down! - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
We're the Lumberjacks, and we're gonna cut you dow...
Keep it up girls! - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Keep it up girls!
- Stomach ache. - I'm not dumb, ok? - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
- Stomach ache. - I'm not dumb, ok?
It was chemo or enjoy the time I have left. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
It was chemo or enjoy the time I have left.
They'd want me in hospital, not in the pool. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
They'd want me in hospital, not in the pool.
If there's one person who understands my need to fight this - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
If there's one person who understands my need to fight ...
They called you amateurs, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
They called you amateurs,
So if you want to go to Croatia, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:09
So if you want to go to Croatia,
Vincent, left wing, Joel in goal. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Vincent, left wing, Joel in goal.
Fine, but he's worse on the pitch, sorry Joel, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:07
Fine, but he's worse on the pitch, sorry Joel,
I'd prefer to tell them on the day we leave that you won't come. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
I'd prefer to tell them on the day we leave that you wo...
I spent Sunday with the twins, I have 50 manuscripts. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
I spent Sunday with the twins, I have 50 manuscripts.
No, but we won! So we celebrated. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
No, but we won! So we celebrated.
Normal? I make you dinner, I wait for hours, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:07
Normal? I make you dinner, I wait for hours,
Sorry, sorry. But we don't make love much... - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
Sorry, sorry. But we don't make love much...
True. Although I work late. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
True. Although I work late.
And 5, 6, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
And 5, 6,
He wrote a long letter saying your coaching - The Shiny Shrimps 00:08
He wrote a long letter saying your coaching
I'll add a race at Marseille in 3 weeks. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
I'll add a race at Marseille in 3 weeks.
Association rules state: - The Shiny Shrimps 00:08
Association rules state:
You think Act-Up marches were arranged by limo? - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
You think Act-Up marches were arranged by limo?
Everyone's always late. Where's Cedric? - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
Everyone's always late. Where's Cedric?
This is the famous Eiffel Tower - The Shiny Shrimps 00:09
This is the famous Eiffel Tower
Yeah, at 60 km/h. We can't take the motorway. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
Yeah, at 60 km/h. We can't take the motorway.
Sorry guys, I had to improvise. Cool bus. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Sorry guys, I had to improvise. Cool bus.
He helped us qualify, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:07
He helped us qualify,
Before I had to hide, now I'm in the open, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:07
Before I had to hide, now I'm in the open,
We're free, not ashamed. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
We're free, not ashamed.
Joel said: "No shagging between Shrimps". - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
Joel said: "No shagging between Shrimps".
The way we're going, stuff is gonna happen. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
The way we're going, stuff is gonna happen.
A bunch of hot guys, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:10
A bunch of hot guys,
Call your Dad back. Love you... - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
Call your Dad back. Love you...
- We're in a hurry... - Everything's fine. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
- We're in a hurry... - Everything's fine.
Stop! As soon as there isn't a woman around he gets slutty. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Stop! As soon as there isn't a woman around he gets slu...
But Paris is tomorrow. What do I do? - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
But Paris is tomorrow. What do I do?
Sorry, Matthias. The Sports Ministry won't budge. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Sorry, Matthias. The Sports Ministry won't budge.
That's why they've done it. They're done with you. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
That's why they've done it. They're done with...
Every Federation has a reserved spot. Can you give it to me? - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Every Federation has a reserved spot. Can you give it to me?
After what you said on TV, that would look bad. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
After what you said on TV, that would look bad.
Brainstorming, feedback, procedures, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:07
Brainstorming, feedback, procedures,
Well yes... Germans are very efficient you know. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
Well yes... Germans are very efficient you know.
The international sales director - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
The international sales director
As VP of the Shrimps, thank you for coming. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
As VP of the Shrimps, thank you for coming.
Now it's the moment we've been waiting for: - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
Now it's the moment we've been waiting for:
An applause now for our new recruit, Vincent - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
An applause now for our new recruit, Vincent
If you think I was afraid, you're wrong - The Shiny Shrimps 00:27
If you think I was afraid, you're wrong
As if I went to sea - The Shiny Shrimps 00:11
As if I went to sea
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Matthias Le Goff, an Olympic champion, makes a homophobic statement on TV. His punishment: coach the Shiny Shrimps, an amateur gay water-polo team. They have only one thing in mind: to qualify for the Gay Games in Croatia.

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Director: Maxime Govare, Cédric Le Gallo
Writer: Cédric Le Gallo, Maxime Govare, Romain Choay
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, sport
Year: 2019
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 08 May 2019
Awards: 3 wins & 1 nomination
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