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As if I went to sea
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The Shiny Shrimps

As if I went to sea My sails are spread I'm driven by the wind

As if I went to sea My sails are spread I'm driven by the wind

Full Transcript

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As if I went to sea
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My sails are spread
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I'm driven by the wind
Duration
11 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:40
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matthias Le Goff, an Olympic champion, makes a homophobic statement on TV. His punishment: coach the Shiny Shrimps, an amateur gay water-polo team. They have only one thing in mind: to qualify for the Gay Games in Croatia.
As if I'd left the Earth - The Shiny Shrimps 00:41
As if I'd left the Earth
As if I'd left the Earth - The Shiny Shrimps 00:40
As if I'd left the Earth
My career's over, my daughter's pissed, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
My career's over, my daughter's pissed,
When they realised in his village he prefers boys, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
When they realised in his village he prefers boys,
Like many new dads, he's lost. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
Like many new dads, he's lost.
Damien was abandoned at birth. We're his family. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
Damien was abandoned at birth. We're his family.
Since she transitioned, everyone stares at her. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Since she transitioned, everyone stares at her.
I can't imagine overcoming missing the Championships. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
I can't imagine overcoming missing the Championships.
Just because the Fed thinks I'm homophobic. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Just because the Fed thinks I'm homophobic.
You're not homophobic, just a bit dumb. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
You're not homophobic, just a bit dumb.
What's the basis - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
What's the basis
When we attack, and their mid-field crosses - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
When we attack, and their mid-field crosses
To succeed in water-polo - The Shiny Shrimps 00:17
To succeed in water-polo
NO SWIMMING - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
NO SWIMMING
Over there they got it. The chick paddles best. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Over there they got it. The chick paddles best.
Spread out, faster! More passes! - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Spread out, faster! More passes!
Stop! We're not playing football. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Stop! We're not playing football.
I want perfect diagonal formation, like the pubes on my snatch. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
I want perfect diagonal formation, like the pubes on my snat...
Your dad with the crazies - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
Your dad with the crazies
And they have a pool, so training is 6.30 am. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
And they have a pool, so training is 6.30 am.