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The Shiny Shrimps

But if I designan incredible choreography I guarantee a legendary momentin LGBTQ+ sport....

But if I design
an incredible choreography I guarantee a legendary moment
in LGBTQ+ sport. Well

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But if I design an incredible choreography
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I guarantee a legendary moment in LGBTQ+ sport. Well...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:13
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matthias Le Goff, an Olympic champion, makes a homophobic statement on TV. His punishment: coach the Shiny Shrimps, an amateur gay water-polo team. They have only one thing in mind: to qualify for the Gay Games in Croatia.
Why not lesbians while we're at it? It's not Noah's Ark, for fuck's sake! - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
Why not lesbians while we're at it? It's not Noah&...
Wait a second! Where are your convictions? Mr. World's Greatest Activist? - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Wait a second! Where are your convictions? Mr. World's ...
We didn't fight 50 years - The Shiny Shrimps 00:11
We didn't fight 50 years
I can't take you to dance. Don't tell mum, OK? - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
I can't take you to dance. Don't tell mum, OK?
If I have to support you, fine - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
If I have to support you, fine
How do I put this... the Lumberjacks reformed their team. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
How do I put this... the Lumberjacks reformed their team.
- Who are the Lumberjacks? - A team of badass lesbians... - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
- Who are the Lumberjacks? - A team of badass lesbians...
A lady is a dainty little thing in a skirt - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
A lady is a dainty little thing in a skirt
No, trust me. It's better to not push too hard, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
No, trust me. It's better to not push too hard,
This team is great. All these sporty guys together. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
This team is great. All these sporty guys together.
Okay stop right there. There's a rule in the team: - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
Okay stop right there. There's a rule in the team:
We're the Lumberjacks, and we're gonna cut you down! - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
We're the Lumberjacks, and we're gonna cut you dow...
Keep it up girls! - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Keep it up girls!
- Stomach ache. - I'm not dumb, ok? - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
- Stomach ache. - I'm not dumb, ok?
It was chemo or enjoy the time I have left. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
It was chemo or enjoy the time I have left.
They'd want me in hospital, not in the pool. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
They'd want me in hospital, not in the pool.
If there's one person who understands my need to fight this - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
If there's one person who understands my need to fight ...
They called you amateurs, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
They called you amateurs,
So if you want to go to Croatia, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:09
So if you want to go to Croatia,
Vincent, left wing, Joel in goal. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Vincent, left wing, Joel in goal.