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No it isn't, they're real competitors. Like your Dad
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The Shiny Shrimps

No it isn't, they're real competitors.Like your Dad

No it isn't, they're real competitors.
Like your Dad

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No it isn't, they're real competitors. Like your Dad.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
01:10:52
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matthias Le Goff, an Olympic champion, makes a homophobic statement on TV. His punishment: coach the Shiny Shrimps, an amateur gay water-polo team. They have only one thing in mind: to qualify for the Gay Games in Croatia.
Trans are like unicorns. We fascinate. We intrigue... - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Trans are like unicorns. We fascinate. We intrigue...
Unless I score the straight bouncer, I'm going home alone. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
Unless I score the straight bouncer, I'm going home alo...
- God you're such a whiner! - Look at them! Look at me! - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
- God you're such a whiner! - Look at them! Look at me!
Well as my grandma would say: a hard dick has no wrinkles! - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
Well as my grandma would say: a hard dick has no wrinkles!
- No I said I have no signal! - No problem. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
- No I said I have no signal! - No problem.
Ginseng, Guarana, Taurine. 100% natural boost. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Ginseng, Guarana, Taurine. 100% natural boost.
WE MISS YOU DADDY - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
WE MISS YOU DADDY
That was a monumental arse-kicking. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
That was a monumental arse-kicking.
In the state you're in? - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
In the state you're in?
That's the Gay Games, sweetie. If you were gay, you'd know. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
That's the Gay Games, sweetie. If you were gay, you...
I took, I gave then I took, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:07
I took, I gave then I took,
Listen, winning is my life, ok? - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Listen, winning is my life, ok?
But you guys, you don't give a fuck. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
But you guys, you don't give a fuck.
You can't win without sacrifices. It's not possible. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
You can't win without sacrifices. It's not possibl...
But me, Matthias, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
But me, Matthias,
OK guys If we win the next match we're in the quarter-finals. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
OK guys If we win the next match we're in the quarter-f...
- Do it without me. - Is this about Bertrand? - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
- Do it without me. - Is this about Bertrand?
Today is my kids' birthday. I don't want to miss it. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
Today is my kids' birthday. I don't want to miss i...
I thought your duty - The Shiny Shrimps 00:11
I thought your duty
So we have to go for it. It'll be a last minute win. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
So we have to go for it. It'll be a last minute win.