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The Shiny Shrimps

We didn't fight 50 years to be men who love men, just so plastic surgery divascould come...

We didn't fight 50 years to be men who love men, just so plastic surgery divas
could come and fuck it up so nothing makes sense any more!

Full Transcript

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We didn't fight 50 years
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to be men who love men,
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just so plastic surgery divas could come and fuck it up
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so nothing makes sense any more!
Duration
11 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:26
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matthias Le Goff, an Olympic champion, makes a homophobic statement on TV. His punishment: coach the Shiny Shrimps, an amateur gay water-polo team. They have only one thing in mind: to qualify for the Gay Games in Croatia.
I can't take you to dance. Don't tell mum, OK? - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
I can't take you to dance. Don't tell mum, OK?
If I have to support you, fine - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
If I have to support you, fine
How do I put this... the Lumberjacks reformed their team. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
How do I put this... the Lumberjacks reformed their team.
- Who are the Lumberjacks? - A team of badass lesbians... - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
- Who are the Lumberjacks? - A team of badass lesbians...
A lady is a dainty little thing in a skirt - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
A lady is a dainty little thing in a skirt
No, trust me. It's better to not push too hard, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
No, trust me. It's better to not push too hard,
This team is great. All these sporty guys together. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
This team is great. All these sporty guys together.
Okay stop right there. There's a rule in the team: - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
Okay stop right there. There's a rule in the team:
We're the Lumberjacks, and we're gonna cut you down! - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
We're the Lumberjacks, and we're gonna cut you dow...
Keep it up girls! - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Keep it up girls!
- Stomach ache. - I'm not dumb, ok? - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
- Stomach ache. - I'm not dumb, ok?
It was chemo or enjoy the time I have left. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
It was chemo or enjoy the time I have left.
They'd want me in hospital, not in the pool. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
They'd want me in hospital, not in the pool.
If there's one person who understands my need to fight this - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
If there's one person who understands my need to fight ...
They called you amateurs, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
They called you amateurs,
So if you want to go to Croatia, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:09
So if you want to go to Croatia,
Vincent, left wing, Joel in goal. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Vincent, left wing, Joel in goal.
Fine, but he's worse on the pitch, sorry Joel, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:07
Fine, but he's worse on the pitch, sorry Joel,
I'd prefer to tell them on the day we leave that you won't come. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
I'd prefer to tell them on the day we leave that you wo...
I spent Sunday with the twins, I have 50 manuscripts. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
I spent Sunday with the twins, I have 50 manuscripts.