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You're not homophobic, just a bit dumb
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The Shiny Shrimps

You're not homophobic,just a bit dumb

You're not homophobic,
just a bit dumb

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You're not homophobic, just a bit dumb.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:07
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
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Movie Summary

Matthias Le Goff, an Olympic champion, makes a homophobic statement on TV. His punishment: coach the Shiny Shrimps, an amateur gay water-polo team. They have only one thing in mind: to qualify for the Gay Games in Croatia.
What's the basis - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
What's the basis
When we attack, and their mid-field crosses - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
When we attack, and their mid-field crosses
To succeed in water-polo - The Shiny Shrimps 00:17
To succeed in water-polo
NO SWIMMING - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
NO SWIMMING
Over there they got it. The chick paddles best. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Over there they got it. The chick paddles best.
Spread out, faster! More passes! - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Spread out, faster! More passes!
Stop! We're not playing football. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Stop! We're not playing football.
I want perfect diagonal formation, like the pubes on my snatch. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
I want perfect diagonal formation, like the pubes on my snat...
Your dad with the crazies - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
Your dad with the crazies
And they have a pool, so training is 6.30 am. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
And they have a pool, so training is 6.30 am.
Fine! Go to the 'burbs, shit babies and give us a break! - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
Fine! Go to the 'burbs, shit babies and give us a break...
- You want me to explain it? - Hey, guys, cut it out. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
- You want me to explain it? - Hey, guys, cut it out.
Shut it, Miss France! You don't belong here. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Shut it, Miss France! You don't belong here.
What do you know about activism? You're a newbie! - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
What do you know about activism? You're a newbie!
I'm agoraphobic, okay? Jean, tell them. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
I'm agoraphobic, okay? Jean, tell them.
- We'll end up in a barn like Chloe Ayling! - Dream on. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
- We'll end up in a barn like Chloe Ayling! - Dream on.
We'll reach Croatia, our destination, in 10 hours. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
We'll reach Croatia, our destination, in 10 hours.
- I told Bertrand I'd be back! - I need a wee! - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
- I told Bertrand I'd be back! - I need a wee!
Joel, we voted. Respect democracy. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Joel, we voted. Respect democracy.
- Jean, do something. - Like what? - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
- Jean, do something. - Like what?