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The Shiny Shrimps

You've been underperformingsince your 2nd place, six years ago

You've been underperforming
since your 2nd place, six years ago

Full Transcript

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You've been underperforming since your 2nd place,
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six years ago.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:45
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matthias Le Goff, an Olympic champion, makes a homophobic statement on TV. His punishment: coach the Shiny Shrimps, an amateur gay water-polo team. They have only one thing in mind: to qualify for the Gay Games in Croatia.
Well, isn't 33 the age where one should be retiring? - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
Well, isn't 33 the age where one should be retiring?
18 months ago, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:08
18 months ago,
- My dick looked bigger... - I'm serious... - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
- My dick looked bigger... - I'm serious...
Ok. Well now that you're better, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:07
Ok. Well now that you're better,
There's someone here about a lobster. I don't get it. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
There's someone here about a lobster. I don't get ...
- Is it a delivery? - Doesn't look like one... - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
- Is it a delivery? - Doesn't look like one...
On one condition: - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
On one condition:
But if I design an incredible choreography - The Shiny Shrimps 00:07
But if I design an incredible choreography
Why not lesbians while we're at it? It's not Noah's Ark, for fuck's sake! - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
Why not lesbians while we're at it? It's not Noah&...
Wait a second! Where are your convictions? Mr. World's Greatest Activist? - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
Wait a second! Where are your convictions? Mr. World's ...
We didn't fight 50 years - The Shiny Shrimps 00:11
We didn't fight 50 years
I can't take you to dance. Don't tell mum, OK? - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
I can't take you to dance. Don't tell mum, OK?
If I have to support you, fine - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
If I have to support you, fine
How do I put this... the Lumberjacks reformed their team. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
How do I put this... the Lumberjacks reformed their team.
- Who are the Lumberjacks? - A team of badass lesbians... - The Shiny Shrimps 00:04
- Who are the Lumberjacks? - A team of badass lesbians...
A lady is a dainty little thing in a skirt - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
A lady is a dainty little thing in a skirt
No, trust me. It's better to not push too hard, - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
No, trust me. It's better to not push too hard,
This team is great. All these sporty guys together. - The Shiny Shrimps 00:05
This team is great. All these sporty guys together.
Okay stop right there. There's a rule in the team: - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
Okay stop right there. There's a rule in the team:
We're the Lumberjacks, and we're gonna cut you down! - The Shiny Shrimps 00:06
We're the Lumberjacks, and we're gonna cut you dow...