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"The Silencers" quotes

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Retired agent Matt Helm is re-activated in order to stop an evil organization from exploding an atom bomb over the USA and starting WWIII.

Director: Phil Karlson
Writer: Donald Hamilton, Oscar Saul
Production: N/A
Year: 1966
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 5.9
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 16 Mar 1966
Awards: 2 nominations
Like old times Especially with that body on the floor - The Silencers 00:19 Like old times Especially with that body on the floor And of course Russia will be blamed - The Silencers 00:21 And of course Russia will be blamed I want some music - The Silencers 00:24 I want some music Don't you think we should be introduced first - The Silencers 00:08 Don't you think we should be introduced first What are you doing - The Silencers 00:10 What are you doing I'm terribly sorry I know I did It's just like me - The Silencers 00:05 I'm terribly sorry I know I did It's just like me I couldn't help noticing but these are your clothes - The Silencers 00:15 I couldn't help noticing but these are your clothes Yes Tina But I've been on leave from ICE for a long time - The Silencers 00:17 Yes Tina But I've been on leave from ICE for a long... What happens if he hits the gas tank Smokey the Bear won't like it Get in - The Silencers 00:06 What happens if he hits the gas tank Smokey the Bear... Eddie fix me a Bloody Mary with real blood - The Silencers 00:05 Eddie fix me a Bloody Mary with real blood Are you on a vacation - The Silencers 00:19 Are you on a vacation Making love to you is like playing Russian roulette - The Silencers 00:05 Making love to you is like playing Russian roulette Mr Helm now do I look like an enemy agent - The Silencers 00:11 Mr Helm now do I look like an enemy agent You undressed me once and I didn't like it - The Silencers 00:09 You undressed me once and I didn't like it My name is Chump Matt Chump - The Silencers 00:05 My name is Chump Matt Chump You'll just die Not in your bed - The Silencers 00:08 You'll just die Not in your bed They finally figured out how to get blood out of a stone - The Silencers 00:05 They finally figured out how to get blood out of a stone You know if you were an Indian Custer would still be alive - The Silencers 00:06 You know if you were an Indian Custer would still be alive Who designed this house Smith and Wesson - The Silencers 00:05 Who designed this house Smith and Wesson What's in Acapulco that you can't get here Mexicans - The Silencers 00:06 What's in Acapulco that you can't get here... The explosion will raise a cloud of radioactive dust - The Silencers 00:14 The explosion will raise a cloud of radioactive dust Hey was that really you last night - The Silencers 00:35 Hey was that really you last night Talk about a booby trap That's a crazy holster - The Silencers 00:05 Talk about a booby trap That's a crazy holster You'd better take those clothes off before you catch pneumonia - The Silencers 00:23 You'd better take those clothes off before you catch... I can't leave you alone for a second can I Not if you want to keep me dry - The Silencers 00:14 I can't leave you alone for a second can I Not if you... The test takes place in two days Matt - The Silencers 00:05 The test takes place in two days Matt Wrong hacienda - The Silencers 00:04 Wrong hacienda You do it - The Silencers 00:33 You do it You have been vaccinated - The Silencers 00:04 You have been vaccinated Lf you don't run away Wouldn't I - The Silencers 00:12 Lf you don't run away Wouldn't I Oh it's you - The Silencers 00:36 Oh it's you Would you undo the rest please - The Silencers 00:17 Would you undo the rest please We've got plenty of time to get to Phoenix - The Silencers 00:13 We've got plenty of time to get to Phoenix I must say she got you undressed a lot faster than I ever did - The Silencers 00:05 I must say she got you undressed a lot faster than I ever... I can't work alone Besides you know the territory - The Silencers 00:06 I can't work alone Besides you know the territory What could be sweeter My happy heart whispered You're home - The Silencers 00:13 What could be sweeter My happy heart whispered You're... Your own little sex wagon - The Silencers 00:13 Your own little sex wagon Matt listen to me Be careful - The Silencers 00:11 Matt listen to me Be careful Thought I couldn't drink couldn't I - The Silencers 00:31 Thought I couldn't drink couldn't I And now ladies and gentlemen direct from every bachelor's dreams - The Silencers 00:10 And now ladies and gentlemen direct from every... You are sick you know that - The Silencers 00:07 You are sick you know that I guess everybody loves a lover - The Silencers 00:04 I guess everybody loves a lover And everything is A Okay - The Silencers 00:04 And everything is A Okay

Cast

Matt Helm - Dean Martin
Gail Hendricks - Stella Stevens
Tung-Tze - Victor Buono
Joe Wigman - Arthur O'Connell