Do you have any loose change?
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Homer:
[Pinchy is nipped by a crab]
Hey! You don't have to take that from a punk-ass crab! What's wrong with you? Captain McCallister:
Arrr, it's not his fault he's a sissy. Someone's been coddling him. Marge:
Don't look at me! I wanted to eat him! Captain McCallister:
Sorry, it's usually the Mother. I run an academy for lobsters, we stress tough love and discipline, if you want to try it. Marge:
No! We're not sending the lobster to a snooty boarding school! Captain McCallister:
Arr, then answer me this: do you have any loose change?
[Pinchy is nipped by a crab]
Hey! You don't have to take that from a punk-ass crab! What's wrong with you? Captain McCallister:
Arrr, it's not his fault he's a sissy. Someone's been coddling him. Marge:
Don't look at me! I wanted to eat him! Captain McCallister:
Sorry, it's usually the Mother. I run an academy for lobsters, we stress tough love and discipline, if you want to try it. Marge:
No! We're not sending the lobster to a snooty boarding school! Captain McCallister:
Arr, then answer me this: do you have any loose change?
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Enjoy your day at the beach
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Ooh look Here's a little playmate for you
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whimpering
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Hey you don't have to take that from no punk ass crab
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What's wrong with you
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Grr it's not his fault he's a sissy
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Someone's been coddling him
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Don't look at me
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I wanted to eat him
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Sorry It's usually the mother
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You know I run a small academy
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for lobsters like this one
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We stress tough love
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daily chores and the like
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No We're not sending the lobster away
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to some snobby boarding school
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Arr I understand
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It It's hard to let go
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Eh tell me this then
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Do you have any spare change
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Movie Summary
The satiric adventures of a working-class family in the misfit city of Springfield.
