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Go back to hell, you bionic bastard. This is the best assembly ever. Don't shoot. I'm the...

Go back to hell, you bionic bastard. This is the best assembly ever. Don't shoot. I'm the real Chalmers. He's lying. Shoot him. Shoot the one on the left. - Right!- Left! Right! Left! Shoot 'em both!It's the only way to be sure! Look... Look, we were wrong to play God. But if there's anythingI have learned from all of this, other than don't make robots of yourself, it's that I could afford to bea little bit nicer to you, Seymour. Skinner! He's obviously the robot. Shoot him! God, you're an idiot! I knowthe real Chalmers when I hear him

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Go back to hell you bionic bastard
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cheering
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This is the best assembly ever
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Don't shoot I'm the real Chalmers
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He's lying Shoot him
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Shoot the one on the left
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Right Left
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children overlapping Right Left
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Shoot 'em both It's the only way to be sure
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Look Look we were wrong to play God
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But if there's anything I have learned from all of this
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other than don't make robots of yourself
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it's that I could afford to be a little bit nicer to you Seymour
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Skinner He's obviously the robot
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Shoot him
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God you're an idiot
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sighs I know the real Chalmers when I hear him
Duration
50 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:29
Uploaded
Jan 12, 2026
Season
36
Episode
7
Genres

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Movie Summary

The satiric adventures of a working-class family in the misfit city of Springfield.