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So how much will you give me for all this crap?

So how much will you give mefor all this crap? Well, most of these medalsare for...

The Simpsons • S35E18 • 1989

So how much will you give mefor all this crap? Well, most of these medalsare for cowardice. Does this thing even work? Mm, four, three, two... Nothing. I'll give youa hundred dollars store credit. A hundred dollars? Awesome! No switchbladesor cyanide pills. Damn it. Eh, nah. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Nope. Ooh! Army comic book about "VD"? Why wouldn't I wantto catch Valentine's Day? Oh, my God, are you there? It's me, Margaret. -Is that...-You better believe it. A human brain. My life up to nowhas been merely a prelude. Today a prank kingbecomes a prank god. I want to buy your brain!

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So how much will you give me for all this crap

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Well most of these medals are for cowardice

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Does this thing even work

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Mm four three two

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Nothing

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I'll give you a hundred dollars store credit

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A hundred dollars Awesome

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No switchblades or cyanide pills

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sputters Damn it

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Eh nah

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Mm mm scoffs

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Mm mm Nope

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scoffs

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groans scoffs

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Ooh

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Army comic book about VD

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Why wouldn't I want to catch Valentine's Day

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Oh my God are you there

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It's me Margaret

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angelic choir sings

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Is that You better believe it

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A human brain

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My life up to now has been merely a prelude

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Today a prank king becomes a prank god

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I want to buy your brain

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heavy metal version of The Simpsons Theme playing

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كم ستمنحني لقاء كل هذا الهراء

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معظم هذه القلائد من أجل الجبن

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إيه سيمبسون

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هل تعمل هذه حتى

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أربعة ثلاثة اثنان

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لا شيء

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an8 سأمنحك 100 دولار من رصيد المتجر

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100 دولار رائع

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متجر هيرمان 100 دولار

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لا مطاو ولا حبوب سيانيد

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اللعنة

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لا

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زجاجات مسربة تخفيض 10 بالمئة

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لا

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أجل

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سراويل داخلية مموهة

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an8 كتاب قصص مصورة عسكرية عن في دي

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an8 تفاد في دي

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an8 لم لن أريد أن أ صاب بسهم عيد الحب

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يا إلهي هل أنت هناك أنا هنا

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أهذا

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يجب أن تصد ق ذلك

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مخ بشري

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كانت حياتي حتى الآن مقدمة لما سيأتي

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اليوم سيصبح ملك الخدع سيد الخدع

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أريد أن أشتري مخك

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مخ بارت

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Combien pour tout ce fatras

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Eh bien ces médailles récompensent la lâcheté

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Ce truc fonctionne au moins

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Quatre trois deux rien

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100 en bons d'achat

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100

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Génial

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Ni cran d'arrêt ni pilules de cyanure

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La barbe

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Non

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Non

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Une BD de l'armée

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sur les MST

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Rien à faire d'une Maîtrise de Science et Technique

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Mon Dieu tu es là

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C'est moi Margaret

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C'est C'est ce que tu crois

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Un cerveau humain

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Ma vie jusqu'à présent n'a été qu'un prélude

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Aujourd'hui un roi de la farce devient un dieu de la farce

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Je veux acheter votre cerveau

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BART ET SON CERVEAU

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Also wie viel geben Sie mir dafür

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Die meisten dieser Medaillen sind für Feigheit

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Funktioniert die überhaupt

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Vier drei zwei

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Nichts

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Du kriegst einhundert Dollar Guthaben

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Einhundert Dollar Cool

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Keine Klappmesser keine Zyankalipillen

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Mist

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Nö

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LÖCHRIGE FELDFLASCHEN 10

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Nein

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Ja

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TARNUNTERWÄSCHE

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Ein Militär Comicbuch über VK

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VK VERMEIDEN

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Warum auch Valentinstagskarten schreiben

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Oh mein Gott Bist du da Ich bin's Margaret

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Ist das

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Na und ob

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Ein menschliches Gehirn

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Mein Leben bis heute war nur das Vorspiel

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Heute wird der Streichekönig zum Streichegott

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Ich will Ihr Gehirn kaufen

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BARTS GEHIRN

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BARANG ANTIK MILITER HERMAN

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Jadi berapa hargamu untuk semua sampah ini

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Kebanyakan medalinya adalah untuk kepengecutan

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Apakah benda ini masih berfungsi

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Empat tiga dua

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Tak ada apa apa

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an8 Akan kuberikan voucer toko seratus dolar

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Seratus dolar Asyik

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Tak bisa untuk membeli pisau pegas atau pil sianida

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Sial

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Tidak

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BOTOL BOCOR DISKON 10

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Tidak

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Ya

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CELANA DALAM KAMUFLASE

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an8 Buku komik Angkatan Darat tentang PK

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an8 HINDARI PK

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an8 Untuk apa aku mau dapatkan Peninjauan Kembali

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Ya Tuhan Apakah Engkau ada di sana Ini aku Margaret

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Apakah itu

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Tentu saja

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Otak manusia

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Hidupku sampai saat ini baru sampai pembukaan

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Hari ini raja lelucon menjadi dewa lelucon

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Aku mau beli otakmu

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OTAK BART

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全部でいくらになる

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臆病者がもらう勲章ばかりだ

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使えるのか

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4 3 2

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ダメだ

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100ドル分の金券をやる

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100ドルやったね

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ナイフと毒には使えない

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チェッ

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漏れやすい水筒 10 引き

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ダメだ

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イマイチ

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迷彩柄の下着

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このマンガは何だろう

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性病VDを防ぐ

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バレンタインデーVDの話

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神さま聞いてる俺の道を見つけた

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あれって

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想像通りだ人間の脳みそだ

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今までの日々は序章に過ぎなかった

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イタズラの王から神になるんだ

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この脳みそを買う

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バートの脳みそ

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И сколько за весь этот хлам

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Ну большинство медалей тут за трусость

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А это вообще работает

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Четыре три два

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Ничего

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Сто долларов на покупку в магазине

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Сто баксов Круто

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Складные ножи и капсулы с цианидом не брать

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Вот блин

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ДЫРЯВЫЕ ФЛЯГИ 10 СКИДКА КОМБИНЕЗОНЫ

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Не

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Неа

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КАМУФЛЯЖНЫЕ ТРУСЫ

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Армейский комикс о В Б

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С чего бы мне опасаться Великобритании

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ЗЛОКЛЮЧЕНИЯ СЕРЖАНТА СПИРОХЕТЫ

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О боже ты меня слышишь Это я Маргарет

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Это что Он самый

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Человеческий мозг

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Моя жизнь до сих пор была лишь прелюдией

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Сегодня король розыгрышей стал богом розыгрышей

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Я хочу купить твой мозг

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МОЗГ БАРТА

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Cuánto me das por esta morralla

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La mayoría de las medallas son a la cobardía

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Esto funciona

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Cuatro tres dos

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Nada

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Te doy un vale de cien dólares

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Cien dólares Mola

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Ni navajas ni píldoras de cianuro

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Jope

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No

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CANTIMPLORAS CON FUGAS

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Paso

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Bah

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CALZONCILLOS DE CAMUFLAJE

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Un cómic sobre ETS

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EVITA LAS ETS

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Por qué querría más de un ET

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Dios mío estás ahí Soy yo Margaret

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Eso es un

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Ya lo creo

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Un cerebro humano

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Hasta este punto toda mi vida ha sido un preludio

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Hoy el rey de las bromas se convierte en el dios de las bromas

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Quiero comprar tu cerebro

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EL CEREBRO DE BART

Available in 8 languages

Duration

60 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:01:48

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

35

Episode

18

Genres

animation, comedy

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Movie Summary

The satiric adventures of a working-class family in the misfit city of Springfield.