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You know why all this happened don't you

"Dear Homer"... aw. "Sorry you didn't want to join me tonight. I've left you hotdogs for...

The Simpsons • S08E06 • 1989

Mr Van Houten:
[sighs]
You know why all this happened, don't you? Because I took my marriage for granted. You know in twelve years, I never once helped out with the housework. Homer:
Oh yeah, you got to do that. Mr Van Houten:
I could have at least stayed in shape for her. Homer:
Oh, and for yourself. Mr Van Houten:
I could have taken just a little time to... to make her feel special. Homer:
It can't just be sex! It can't! Mr Van Houten:
God, I'm so self-centred! No wonder I didn't see it coming! That's how it is though - one day your wife is making you your favourite meal - the next day you're thawin' a hotdog in a gas station sink. Homer:
Oh, that's tough, pal. But it's never gonna' happen to me. Mr Van Houten:
Well, how do you know? What makes you guys so special? Homer:
Cause' Marge and I have one thing that can never be broken - a strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine. [cuts to Homer returning to an empty house] Homer:
Marge, I'm home. Where are you? Are you OK? I don't smell dinner. [takes a note off the refrigerator door] Homer:
"Dear Homer"... aw. "Sorry you didn't want to join me tonight. I've left you hotdogs for dinner. They're thawing in the sink". [Homer sees them and screams]

Full Transcript

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You know why all this happened don't you

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'Cause I took my marriage for granted

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You know in 12 years

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I never once helped out with the housework

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Oh yeah you got to do that

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I could've at least stayed in shape for her

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Oh and for yourself

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I could've taken just a little time

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to make her feel special

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It can't just be sex It can't

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God I was so self centered

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No wonder I didn't see it coming

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That's how it is though

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One day your wife is making you your favorite meal

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the next day you're thawing a hot dog

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in a gas station sink

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Oh that's tough pal

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But it's never going to happen to me

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Well how do you know

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What makes you guys so special

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'Cause Marge and I have one thing

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that can never be broken

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A strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine

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Marge I'm home

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Where are you

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Are you okay

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I don't smell dinner

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Dear Homer Aw

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Sorry you didn't want to join me tonight

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I left you hot dogs for dinner

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They're thawing in the sink

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screams

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Hi Dad

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You know there's buns in the cabinet

Duration

81 seconds

Views

417

Timestamp in Movie

00:13:31

Uploaded

Mar 20, 2023

Season

8

Episode

6

Genres

animation, comedy

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Movie Summary

The satiric adventures of a working-class family in the misfit city of Springfield.