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After Homer accidentally pollutes the town's water supply, Springfield is encased in a gigantic dome by the EPA and the Simpsons are declared fugitives.

Director: David Silverman
Writer: James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, Al Jean
Production: N/A
Genre: animation, comedy, family
Year: 2007
MetaScore: 80/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $183,135,014
Released: 27 Jul 2007
Awards: Won 1 BAFTA Award5 wins & 34 nominations total

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Bart SimpsonHomer SimpsonRuss CargillMarge SimpsonLisa SimpsonFat TonyTom HanksProfessor FrinkTv DadManMaggie SimpsonScratchyHelen Lovejoy
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Look what I did to your picture - The Simpsons Movie 00:28 Look what I did to your picture Rats can't be trapped this easily - The Simpsons Movie 00:27 Rats can't be trapped this easily That was the most incredible experience of my life - The Simpsons Movie 00:25 That was the most incredible experience of my life The dome has put an end to life as we know it - The Simpsons Movie 01:11 The dome has put an end to life as we know it The rich white man is in control - The Simpsons Movie 00:14 The rich white man is in control Time for the ultimate dare - The Simpsons Movie 00:54 Time for the ultimate dare Why are you dressed like that - The Simpsons Movie 00:25 Why are you dressed like that His last words were - The Simpsons Movie 00:21 His last words were I don't believe in suicide - The Simpsons Movie 00:24 I don't believe in suicide Anyone can pick something when they know what it is - The Simpsons Movie 00:17 Anyone can pick something when they know what it is Homer you have to go out there face that mob - The Simpsons Movie 00:18 Homer you have to go out there face that mob Sorry sorry No dumping in the lake - The Simpsons Movie 00:19 Sorry sorry No dumping in the lake Hey everybody I found one - The Simpsons Movie 00:08 Hey everybody I found one Mr President - The Simpsons Movie 00:35 Mr President Okay boys When you meet Jesus be sure to call him Mr Christ - The Simpsons Movie 00:09 Okay boys When you meet Jesus be sure to call him Mr Christ I'm the mascot of an evil corporation - The Simpsons Movie 00:05 I'm the mascot of an evil corporation Okay you've only got one shot to throw that bomb through the hole - The Simpsons Movie 00:24 Okay you've only got one shot to throw that bomb... Hey I am very passionate about the planet - The Simpsons Movie 00:13 Hey I am very passionate about the planet Oh honey that's great - The Simpsons Movie 00:28 Oh honey that's great What are you doing Bart - The Simpsons Movie 00:27 What are you doing Bart You know we are on the roof We could have some fun - The Simpsons Movie 00:36 You know we are on the roof We could have some fun I'm Colin - The Simpsons Movie 00:13 I'm Colin Did you at least bring my clothes - The Simpsons Movie 00:15 Did you at least bring my clothes I can't believe we're paying to see something we get on TV for free - The Simpsons Movie 00:13 I can't believe we're paying to see something we... Hello Homer - The Simpsons Movie 00:35 Hello Homer Run Run - The Simpsons Movie 00:35 Run Run Hey Marge Isn't it great being married to someone who's recklessly impulsive - The Simpsons Movie 00:09 Hey Marge Isn't it great being married to someone... Despite everything I miss your father - The Simpsons Movie 00:11 Despite everything I miss your father The good Lord is telling me to confess to something - The Simpsons Movie 00:07 The good Lord is telling me to confess to something All right well thanks a lot for coming - The Simpsons Movie 00:31 All right well thanks a lot for coming Bart are you drinking whiskey I'm troubled - The Simpsons Movie 00:05 Bart are you drinking whiskey I'm troubled Red wire Blue wire Black is usually the ground - The Simpsons Movie 00:19 Red wire Blue wire Black is usually the ground But I'm so angry - The Simpsons Movie 00:08 But I'm so angry The top of his head is still showing Claw at it - The Simpsons Movie 00:05 The top of his head is still showing Claw at it This lake is just one piece of trash away from a toxic nightmare - The Simpsons Movie 00:16 This lake is just one piece of trash away from a toxic... Welcome to Alaska Here's 1000 - The Simpsons Movie 00:16 Welcome to Alaska Here's 1000 Sir I'm afraid you've gone mad with power - The Simpsons Movie 00:09 Sir I'm afraid you've gone mad with power No Plopper If you push that Daddy will die - The Simpsons Movie 00:06 No Plopper If you push that Daddy will die I was tricked by an idiot - The Simpsons Movie 00:09 I was tricked by an idiot That could be anybody's pig crap silo - The Simpsons Movie 00:04 That could be anybody's pig crap silo Crawl across Hurry - The Simpsons Movie 00:12 Crawl across Hurry You can wait A lot of people worked really hard on this film - The Simpsons Movie 00:09 You can wait A lot of people worked really hard on this film Okay who wants waffles - The Simpsons Movie 00:35 Okay who wants waffles Well they're China's problem now - The Simpsons Movie 00:06 Well they're China's problem now People people I have an important announcement - The Simpsons Movie 00:16 People people I have an important announcement I've spent my entire life doing nothing but collecting comic books - The Simpsons Movie 00:09 I've spent my entire life doing nothing but collecting... I'll let you hold the bomb - The Simpsons Movie 00:07 I'll let you hold the bomb Are you tired of the same old Grand Canyon - The Simpsons Movie 00:37 Are you tired of the same old Grand Canyon That crazy old man in church was right - The Simpsons Movie 00:06 That crazy old man in church was right Your government realized that putting you inside this dome was a terrible mistake - The Simpsons Movie 00:13 Your government realized that putting you inside this dome... So you want some of my electricity do you - The Simpsons Movie 00:36 So you want some of my electricity do you All right men open fire - The Simpsons Movie 00:11 All right men open fire Epiphany epiphany epiphany - The Simpsons Movie 00:17 Epiphany epiphany epiphany This book doesn't have any answers - The Simpsons Movie 00:04 This book doesn't have any answers He's not Spider Pig anymore he's Harry Plopper - The Simpsons Movie 00:05 He's not Spider Pig anymore he's Harry Plopper No more dumping in the lake I hereby declare a state of emergency - The Simpsons Movie 00:16 No more dumping in the lake I hereby declare a state of... You hang up first No you hang up first - The Simpsons Movie 00:09 You hang up first No you hang up first Let us now make sure this barrier is completely idiot proof - The Simpsons Movie 00:24 Let us now make sure this barrier is completely idiot proof I never thought my life would have an absolutely perfect moment but this is - The Simpsons Movie 00:10 I never thought my life would have an absolutely perfect... Classic - The Simpsons Movie 00:32 Classic Don't look where I'm pointing - The Simpsons Movie 00:04 Don't look where I'm pointing Just a reminder this station does not endorse vigilante justice - The Simpsons Movie 00:08 Just a reminder this station does not endorse vigilante... There's something strange about that sop sign - The Simpsons Movie 00:05 There's something strange about that sop sign In every marriage you get one chance to say - The Simpsons Movie 00:14 In every marriage you get one chance to say Did you hear something Probably just a moth - The Simpsons Movie 00:06 Did you hear something Probably just a moth It's leaking - The Simpsons Movie 00:13 It's leaking I hate being late - The Simpsons Movie 00:22 I hate being late Springfield has become Springfield - The Simpsons Movie 00:09 Springfield has become Springfield We are now You've got a bite - The Simpsons Movie 00:16 We are now You've got a bite What's that ominous glow in the distance - The Simpsons Movie 00:25 What's that ominous glow in the distance Okay here goes - The Simpsons Movie 00:34 Okay here goes Homer What the hell are you doing now - The Simpsons Movie 00:10 Homer What the hell are you doing now You monster You monster - The Simpsons Movie 00:06 You monster You monster What do I do I don't know what to do - The Simpsons Movie 00:09 What do I do I don't know what to do Mom Yes honey - The Simpsons Movie 00:22 Mom Yes honey If you can find a greasier sandwich you're in Mexico - The Simpsons Movie 00:07 If you can find a greasier sandwich you're in Mexico Perfect Cut print kill the pig - The Simpsons Movie 00:09 Perfect Cut print kill the pig He filled up the whole silo in just two days - The Simpsons Movie 00:07 He filled up the whole silo in just two days Wait wait wait It looks like Maggie has something to say - The Simpsons Movie 00:11 Wait wait wait It looks like Maggie has something to say Marge Marge - The Simpsons Movie 00:24 Marge Marge Pollution in Lake Springfield will be at this level - The Simpsons Movie 00:22 Pollution in Lake Springfield will be at this level I'm happy here Screw Springfield - The Simpsons Movie 00:20 I'm happy here Screw Springfield I've been taking your crap all my life - The Simpsons Movie 00:13 I've been taking your crap all my life Wait There's something I have to get - The Simpsons Movie 00:27 Wait There's something I have to get I want a father who's the same in the morning as he is at night - The Simpsons Movie 00:11 I want a father who's the same in the morning as he is... Look at that You can see the four states that border Springfield - The Simpsons Movie 00:11 Look at that You can see the four states that border... Best kiss of my life - The Simpsons Movie 00:08 Best kiss of my life You wanna know how I do it - The Simpsons Movie 00:06 You wanna know how I do it What could that be - The Simpsons Movie 00:20 What could that be
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Cast

Homer Simpson - Dan Castellaneta
Marge Simpson - Julie Kavner
Bart Simpson - Nancy Cartwright
Lisa Simpson - Yeardley Smith
Professor Frink - Hank Azaria
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