Are you tired of the same old Grand Canyon? Here we are kids. The Grand Canyon. Oh, it's...
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Tom Hanks:
[voiceover in TV ad]
Are you tired of the same old Grand Canyon?
TV Dad:
[bored]
Here we are kids. The Grand Canyon.
TV Daughter:
Oh, it's so old and boring! I want a new one, *now!*
Tom Hanks:
[appears from behind bush]
Hello. I'm Tom Hanks. The US Government has lost its credibility, so it's borrowing some of mine.
TV Son:
Tussle my hair, Mr. Hanks!
Tom Hanks:
Sure thing, son.
[laughs as he does so. Stars come out of the boy's hair. He then smiles in wonder]
Tom Hanks:
Now, I'm pleased to tell you about the new Grand Canyon.
[shot changes to that of a smouldering crater]
Tom Hanks:
Coming this weekend! It's east of Shelbyville and south of Capital City.
Marge Simpson:
[watching ad]
That's where Springfield is!
Tom Hanks:
It's nowhere near where anything is or ever was. This is Tom Hanks saying, if you're gonna pick a government to trust, why not this one?
Transcript
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Are you tired of the same old Grand Canyon
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Here we are kids the Grand Canyon
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It's so old and boring I want a new one Now
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Hello I'm Tom Hanks
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The U S Government has lost its credibility
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so it's borrowing some of mine
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Tousle my hair Mr Hanks
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Sure thing son
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Now I'm pleased to tell you all about the New Grand Canyon
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This weekend East of Shelbyville and south of Capitol City
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That's where Springfield is
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It's nowhere near where anything is or ever was
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 301
Timestamp in movie: 00h 51m 43s
Uploaded: 27 March, 2022
Genres: animation, comedy, family
Summary: After Homer accidentally pollutes the town's water supply, Springfield is encased in a gigantic dome by the EPA and the Simpsons are declared fugitives.
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