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The Simpsons Movie

Hey! Jab one more eye and it's a federal crime!

Bart Simpson:
Jab him-jab him-jab-jab-jab!Male EPA Worker:Hey! Jab one more eye and it's a federal crime!

Full Transcript

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Jabbity jabbity jab jab jab
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Hey Jab one more eye and it's a federal crime
Available in 8 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
2,600
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:33
Uploaded
Feb 14, 2026
Genres
animation, comedy, family
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

After Homer accidentally pollutes the town's water supply, Springfield is encased in a gigantic dome by the EPA and the Simpsons are declared fugitives.

Actors

Nancy Cartwright
Bart Simpson
Nancy Cartwright
Russ Cargill, head of the EPA, here to see the president. - The Simpsons Movie 00:05
Russ Cargill, head of the EPA, here to see the president.
Mr PresidentJa that is mePollution in Springfield has reached crisis levelsI hate this job Everything's crisis this and end of the world thatNobody opens with a joke I miss Danny De VitoYou want a joke huh Stop me if you've heard this oneLook at those - The Simpsons Movie 01:03
Mr PresidentJa that is mePollution in Springfield has...
We're being sealed in a dome! - The Simpsons Movie 00:15
We're being sealed in a dome!
What do I do I don't know what to doIf I stay I'm trapped If I leave I'm aloneOh God In out in outI never saw Venice - The Simpsons Movie 00:09
What do I do I don't know what to doIf I stay I'm...
"Trapped forever. - The Simpsons Movie 00:10
"Trapped forever.
It's all come trueThat crazy old man in church was right - The Simpsons Movie 00:08
It's all come trueThat crazy old man in church was...
That crazy old man in church was right - The Simpsons Movie 00:06
That crazy old man in church was right
All right men open fireWho's hurt Raise your handsWithout the attitude - The Simpsons Movie 00:11
All right men open fireWho's hurt Raise your...
People people I have an important announcementI have just perfected an acid firing super drillwhich can cut through anything Hey that's coolIt's right thereJust outside of the dome - The Simpsons Movie 00:16
People people I have an important announcementI have just...
My name is Russ Cargill and I'm head of the EPAThe whatEnvironmental Protection Agency Come againLook I'm a man on a big TV Just listen - The Simpsons Movie 00:12
My name is Russ Cargill and I'm head of the EPAThe...
Springfield has become Springfieldthe most polluted city in the history of the planetDrama queen - The Simpsons Movie 00:09
Springfield has become Springfieldthe most polluted city in...
You mean we're trapped like ratsNo rats can't be trapped this easily You're trapped like carrots - The Simpsons Movie 00:09
You mean we're trapped like ratsNo rats can't be...
This is Kent Brockman reporting to you on a crisis so seriousit has its own name and theme musicThe dome has put an end to life as we know itThe town is running low on supplies of everything from gasoline to BotoxMoment pleaseNow as always we end our news - The Simpsons Movie 00:31
This is Kent Brockman reporting to you on a crisis so...
The dome has put an end to life as we know it. - The Simpsons Movie 00:23
The dome has put an end to life as we know it.
I think the thing I miss most is a simple summer breeze. - The Simpsons Movie 00:06
I think the thing I miss most is a simple summer breeze.
Maggie? - The Simpsons Movie 00:39
Maggie?
Good evening, this is Kent Brockman. - The Simpsons Movie 00:20
Good evening, this is Kent Brockman.
That could be anybody's pig crap silo - The Simpsons Movie 00:04
That could be anybody's pig crap silo
Homer, it was you. - The Simpsons Movie 00:30
Homer, it was you.
Just a reminder this station does not endorse vigilante justiceUnless it gets results Which it will - The Simpsons Movie 00:08
Just a reminder this station does not endorse vigilante...