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"The Slammin' Salmon" quotes

The Slammin' Salmon poster
The owner of a Miami restaurant indebted to the mob institutes a contest to see what waiter can earn the most money in one night.

Director: Kevin Heffernan
Writer: Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 40/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $41,587
Released: 17 Jan 2009
Awards: N/A

24 Clips

Cleon SalmonGuyMiaTaraNutsThe JohnThe EscortRichDaveStanley BellinJamie The Line ChefMarlon SpencerConnorSamara Dubois
Do you know what 10 grand feels like in your pocket - The Slammin' Salmon 00:12 Do you know what 10 grand feels like in your pocket Who is guy meatdrapes What kind of name is that - The Slammin' Salmon 00:21 Who is guy meatdrapes What kind of name is that Whatever motherfucker - The Slammin' Salmon 00:04 Whatever motherfucker What the fuck happened to you - The Slammin' Salmon 00:28 What the fuck happened to you Little story for you Dave il before you get back to work - The Slammin' Salmon 00:25 Little story for you Dave il before you get back to work The champ is gonna kill me - The Slammin' Salmon 00:17 The champ is gonna kill me Oh look at the little babies - The Slammin' Salmon 00:15 Oh look at the little babies How do you say motherfucker in Spanish - The Slammin' Salmon 00:05 How do you say motherfucker in Spanish Now get your ass out of last place - The Slammin' Salmon 00:10 Now get your ass out of last place Where's your birthday suit - The Slammin' Salmon 00:24 Where's your birthday suit Shut the fuck up get me a table - The Slammin' Salmon 00:11 Shut the fuck up get me a table Well if a trip to the Bahamas - The Slammin' Salmon 00:35 Well if a trip to the Bahamas I am gonna stuff it in your ass tonight - The Slammin' Salmon 00:36 I am gonna stuff it in your ass tonight Just see to it I get a decent burial - The Slammin' Salmon 00:41 Just see to it I get a decent burial Why do they call you nuts - The Slammin' Salmon 00:33 Why do they call you nuts That table over there just ordered two rounds of premium Tequila - The Slammin' Salmon 00:10 That table over there just ordered two rounds of premium... You have to dominate the swordfish - The Slammin' Salmon 00:07 You have to dominate the swordfish Tell him I said I want the emperor suite - The Slammin' Salmon 00:07 Tell him I said I want the emperor suite Sounds like you're from the uk - The Slammin' Salmon 00:08 Sounds like you're from the uk Como se dice Cleveland steamer - The Slammin' Salmon 00:06 Como se dice Cleveland steamer Twins are disgusting man - The Slammin' Salmon 00:04 Twins are disgusting man Well well well - The Slammin' Salmon 00:08 Well well well Well that is fantastic detective shep winford - The Slammin' Salmon 00:21 Well that is fantastic detective shep winford Fidel this is for a pissed off movie star so give it some balls - The Slammin' Salmon 00:18 Fidel this is for a pissed off movie star so give it some...

Cast

Rich - Kevin Heffernan
Anthony - Jeff Chase
Stacy - Carla Gallo
Dave - Paul Soter
Jamie the Line Chef - Michael Yurchak
All Cast