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"The Smurfs" quotes

The Smurfs poster
When the evil wizard Gargamel chases the tiny blue Smurfs out of their village, they tumble from their magical world into New York City.

Director: Raja Gosnell
Writer: J. David Stem, David N. Weiss, Jay Scherick
Production: N/A
Genre: animation, adventure, comedy
Year: 2011
MetaScore: 30/100
ImdbRating: 5.4
BoxOffice: $142,614,158
Released: 29 Jul 2011
Awards: 2 wins & 8 nominations

127 video clips

GargamelBrainyOdile AnjelouPatrick WinslowGutsyAzraelPapaSmurfetteGuy In Plaid ShirtJokeyGrouchyClumsyGrace WinslowNarrator SmurfVanityKicking Girl
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Smurfs Smurfs - The Smurfs 00:14 Smurfs Smurfs Well at least they're not coming after us - The Smurfs 00:07 Well at least they're not coming after us I see no transformation - The Smurfs 00:19 I see no transformation Must have Smurfs - The Smurfs 00:07 Must have Smurfs What manner of freakish realm is this - The Smurfs 00:10 What manner of freakish realm is this There's no call for that kind of language laddie - The Smurfs 00:06 There's no call for that kind of language laddie So long scallywags - The Smurfs 00:05 So long scallywags Azrael we've come so far - The Smurfs 01:06 Azrael we've come so far Are you dead - The Smurfs 00:04 Are you dead There you are By all means - The Smurfs 00:14 There you are By all means I am but a simple wizard with a simple desire limitless power and world adulation - The Smurfs 00:11 I am but a simple wizard with a simple desire limitless... It means something to me and I don't know - The Smurfs 00:12 It means something to me and I don't know So that's where all the unicorns went - The Smurfs 00:05 So that's where all the unicorns went You smurf ed with the wrong girl - The Smurfs 00:07 You smurf ed with the wrong girl Come Azrael Now where are my Smurfs - The Smurfs 00:07 Come Azrael Now where are my Smurfs Yes it's a bit small but this should do nicely - The Smurfs 00:27 Yes it's a bit small but this should do nicely Oh my smurf - The Smurfs 00:07 Oh my smurf Bye Grace Well Master Winslow thank you - The Smurfs 00:41 Bye Grace Well Master Winslow thank you Have a smurf y day I kissed a Smurf and I liked it - The Smurfs 00:06 Have a smurf y day I kissed a Smurf and I liked it You guys drink coffee Is a Smurf's butt blue - The Smurfs 00:14 You guys drink coffee Is a Smurf's butt blue The whole world will know the name that is Garbagesmell - The Smurfs 00:26 The whole world will know the name that is Garbagesmell I'm sorry Master Winslow but we badly need to borrow your Stargazer - The Smurfs 01:06 I'm sorry Master Winslow but we badly need to borrow... Just because your name is Grouchy doesn't mean you always have to be grouchy - The Smurfs 00:10 Just because your name is Grouchy doesn't mean you... Son of a smurf - The Smurfs 00:06 Son of a smurf Where the smurf are we - The Smurfs 00:11 Where the smurf are we I hated this So much less than I expected - The Smurfs 00:15 I hated this So much less than I expected I've never had a girlfriend before - The Smurfs 00:11 I've never had a girlfriend before No Smurf left behind Not Papa and not you - The Smurfs 00:09 No Smurf left behind Not Papa and not you I'll not soon forget this place Especially not with these Tallyho - The Smurfs 00:10 I'll not soon forget this place Especially not with... High five High four High four - The Smurfs 00:14 High five High four High four And so the Smurfs left the strange city of New York - The Smurfs 00:23 And so the Smurfs left the strange city of New York Hey guys How do you like my new dress - The Smurfs 00:05 Hey guys How do you like my new dress You mean I can have more than one kind of dress - The Smurfs 00:07 You mean I can have more than one kind of dress Daddy is home - The Smurfs 00:05 Daddy is home Careful Get your smurf on - The Smurfs 00:04 Careful Get your smurf on What if I don't get them done in time - The Smurfs 00:05 What if I don't get them done in time I'm just tired of the whole dating game - The Smurfs 00:10 I'm just tired of the whole dating game You guys drink coffee Is a Smurf's butt blue - The Smurfs 00:14 You guys drink coffee Is a Smurf's butt blue So tell me that weird guy in the ratty bathrobe at the toy store - The Smurfs 00:42 So tell me that weird guy in the ratty bathrobe at the toy... Doesn't it freak you out sometimes - The Smurfs 01:14 Doesn't it freak you out sometimes Here Come sit on Papa's lap - The Smurfs 00:17 Here Come sit on Papa's lap I'm too beautiful to die - The Smurfs 00:07 I'm too beautiful to die And you're all named after your personalities - The Smurfs 00:09 And you're all named after your personalities You have our Papa Prepare to get smurf ed - The Smurfs 00:14 You have our Papa Prepare to get smurf ed You've had that coming for about 30 years - The Smurfs 00:04 You've had that coming for about 30 years Castles and palaces everywhere - The Smurfs 00:11 Castles and palaces everywhere Come on Smurfs Smurfabunga - The Smurfs 00:04 Come on Smurfs Smurfabunga Oh you again Get your paws off me No no no no - The Smurfs 00:11 Oh you again Get your paws off me No no no no Smurf droppings - The Smurfs 00:11 Smurf droppings You guys come from a magic forest where you live in oversized mushrooms - The Smurfs 00:20 You guys come from a magic forest where you live in... Hey that's mine - The Smurfs 00:06 Hey that's mine How can you be the only girl in the village - The Smurfs 00:27 How can you be the only girl in the village Doesn't it freak you out sometimes - The Smurfs Doesn't it freak you out sometimes Azrael Are you dead - The Smurfs Azrael Are you dead A worry line All right don't get your petals in a twist - The Smurfs 00:05 A worry line All right don't get your petals in a twist And so the Smurfs left the strange city of New York - The Smurfs 00:18 And so the Smurfs left the strange city of New York And you're all named after your personalities - The Smurfs 00:08 And you're all named after your personalities Are you dead - The Smurfs 00:06 Are you dead Azrael we've come so far - The Smurfs 01:06 Azrael we've come so far - Bye, Grace. - Well, Master Winslow, thank you. - The Smurfs 00:23 - Bye, Grace. - Well, Master Winslow, thank you. Bye Grace Well Master Winslow thank you - The Smurfs 00:37 Bye Grace Well Master Winslow thank you - Check out Clumsy. - Whoa, Clumsy. - The Smurfs 00:25 - Check out Clumsy. - Whoa, Clumsy. Clumsy? Is that you? - The Smurfs 00:10 Clumsy? Is that you? Do I use my grouchiness as a wall because I'm afraid to be vulnerable? - The Smurfs 00:17 Do I use my grouchiness as a wall because I'm afraid to... Gargamel. - The Smurfs 00:27 Gargamel. Good luck, Gutsy! - The Smurfs 00:08 Good luck, Gutsy! Goodbye, Papa. - The Smurfs 00:07 Goodbye, Papa. Gross. - The Smurfs 00:09 Gross. Have a smurf y day I kissed a Smurf and I liked it - The Smurfs 00:05 Have a smurf y day I kissed a Smurf and I liked it Here Come sit on Papa's lap - The Smurfs 00:11 Here Come sit on Papa's lap Here comes papa, Papa! - The Smurfs 00:15 Here comes papa, Papa! Here, kitty, kitty... - The Smurfs 00:18 Here, kitty, kitty... Hey, guys. How do you like my new dress? - The Smurfs 00:24 Hey, guys. How do you like my new dress? Hey guys How do you like my new dress - The Smurfs 00:05 Hey guys How do you like my new dress Hey, hey. Taxi! - The Smurfs 00:15 Hey, hey. Taxi! Hey. - The Smurfs 00:06 Hey. Hey what do you get when you cross a Smurf with a cow - The Smurfs 00:05 Hey what do you get when you cross a Smurf with a cow High five High four High four - The Smurfs 00:05 High five High four High four I am but a simple wizard with a simple desire limitless power and world adulation - The Smurfs 00:11 I am but a simple wizard with a simple desire limitless... I am not obsessed with Smurfs thank you - The Smurfs 00:43 I am not obsessed with Smurfs thank you I got it! - The Smurfs 00:08 I got it! I hated this So much less than I expected - The Smurfs 00:09 I hated this So much less than I expected I see no transformation - The Smurfs 00:17 I see no transformation I think I'm not fired. - The Smurfs 00:27 I think I'm not fired. I'll be smurf ed! - The Smurfs 00:23 I'll be smurf ed! I'll not soon forget this place Especially not with these Tallyho - The Smurfs 00:07 I'll not soon forget this place Especially not with... I'm gettin' too old for this. - The Smurfs 00:28 I'm gettin' too old for this. I'm just tired of the whole dating game - The Smurfs 00:07 I'm just tired of the whole dating game I'm sorry Master Winslow but we badly need to borrow your Stargazer - The Smurfs 00:56 I'm sorry Master Winslow but we badly need to borrow...
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Cast

Gargamel - Hank Azaria
Patrick Winslow - Neil Patrick Harris
Grace Winslow - Jayma Mays
Odile Anjelou - Sofía Vergara
Henri - Tim Gunn
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