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Gargamel:
Oh, Azrael, we've come so far, yet I am haunted by the same familiar problem: how to find the Smurfs. If only I had a... [Azrael hacks and coughs] Gargamel:
I'm sorry, is my thinking interrupting your vile habit? If only I had something of theirs: a drop of spittle, a fingernail, some hair even, then I could use my magic to hunt them down! [Azrael coughs out a hairball] Gargamel:
Very nice. Are you done now? Azrael:
Meow! [points at the hairball] Gargamel:
I don't want to look at it! What? YUCK! WHAT?... Is that...? No. No, it can't be... it is! The tiny locks of Smurfette! Oh, sweet follicular ambrosia! Oh, sweet strands of joy... mixed with a fair amount of cat vomit. [holds up the hair]
Oh, Azrael, we've come so far, yet I am haunted by the same familiar problem: how to find the Smurfs. If only I had a... [Azrael hacks and coughs] Gargamel:
I'm sorry, is my thinking interrupting your vile habit? If only I had something of theirs: a drop of spittle, a fingernail, some hair even, then I could use my magic to hunt them down! [Azrael coughs out a hairball] Gargamel:
Very nice. Are you done now? Azrael:
Meow! [points at the hairball] Gargamel:
I don't want to look at it! What? YUCK! WHAT?... Is that...? No. No, it can't be... it is! The tiny locks of Smurfette! Oh, sweet follicular ambrosia! Oh, sweet strands of joy... mixed with a fair amount of cat vomit. [holds up the hair]
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Azrael we've come so far
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yet ever am I haunted by the same familiar riddle
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How to find the Smurfs
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If only I
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I'm sorry is my thinking interrupting your vile hacking
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If only I had something of theirs A drop of spittle A fingernail
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Some hair even Then I could make some Smurf magic
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Very nice Are you done now
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I don't want to look at it
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What What
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Is that No No it can't be
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It is
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The tawny locks of Smurfette
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Sweet follicular ambrosia Silky strands of joy
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Mixed with a fair amount of cat vomit
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Movie Summary
When the evil wizard Gargamel chases the tiny blue Smurfs out of their village, they tumble from their magical world into New York City.
