How to find the Smurfs. If only I had a... a drop of spittle, a fingernail, some hair...
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Gargamel:
Oh, Azrael, we've come so far, yet I am haunted by the same familiar problem: how to find the Smurfs. If only I had a...
[Azrael hacks and coughs]
Gargamel:
I'm sorry, is my thinking interrupting your vile habit? If only I had something of theirs: a drop of spittle, a fingernail, some hair even, then I could use my magic to hunt them down!
[Azrael coughs out a hairball]
Gargamel:
Very nice. Are you done now?
Azrael:
Meow!
[points at the hairball]
Gargamel:
I don't want to look at it! What? YUCK! WHAT?... Is that...? No. No, it can't be... it is! The tiny locks of Smurfette! Oh, sweet follicular ambrosia! Oh, sweet strands of joy... mixed with a fair amount of cat vomit.
[holds up the hair]
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Azrael we've come so far
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yet ever am I haunted by the same familiar riddle
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How to find the Smurfs
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If only I
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I'm sorry is my thinking interrupting your vile hacking
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If only I had something of theirs A drop of spittle A fingernail
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Some hair even Then I could make some Smurf magic
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Very nice Are you done now
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I don't want to look at it
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What What
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Is that No No it can't be
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It is
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The tawny locks of Smurfette
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Sweet follicular ambrosia Silky strands of joy
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Mixed with a fair amount of cat vomit
Clip duration: 66 seconds
Views: 110
Timestamp in movie: 00h 21m 13s
Uploaded: 26 November, 2022
Genres: animation, adventure, comedy
Summary: When the evil wizard Gargamel chases the tiny blue Smurfs out of their village, they tumble from their magical world into New York City.
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00:04 Are you dead
00:14 There you are By all means
00:11 I am but a simple wizard with a simple desire limitless...
00:12 It means something to me and I don't know
00:05 So that's where all the unicorns went
00:07 You smurf ed with the wrong girl
00:07 Come Azrael Now where are my Smurfs
00:27 Yes it's a bit small but this should do nicely
00:07 Oh my smurf
00:41 Bye Grace Well Master Winslow thank you
00:06 Have a smurf y day I kissed a Smurf and I liked it
00:14 You guys drink coffee Is a Smurf's butt blue
00:26 The whole world will know the name that is Garbagesmell
01:06 I'm sorry Master Winslow but we badly need to borrow...
00:10 Just because your name is Grouchy doesn't mean you...
00:06 Son of a smurf
00:11 Where the smurf are we
00:15 I hated this So much less than I expected
00:11 I've never had a girlfriend before
00:09 No Smurf left behind Not Papa and not you