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The Smurfs

What do you get when you cross a Smurf with a cow? Blue cheese!

Jokey:What do you get when you cross a Smurf with a cow? Blue cheese!

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Hey what do you get when you cross a Smurf with a cow
Available in 6 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
237
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:25
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
animation, adventure, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

When the evil wizard Gargamel chases the tiny blue Smurfs out of their village, they tumble from their magical world into New York City.
A worry line All right don't get your petals in a twist - The Smurfs 00:05
A worry line All right don't get your petals in a twist
La la la Ia la la Sing a happy songLa la la Ia la la This is so wrongI'm Papa SmurfI'm the head of a small group of blue peopleand live in the forest with 99 sons and one daughterNothing weird about that no no Totally normalOh and I'm Smurfette And I - The Smurfs 00:51
La la la Ia la la Sing a happy songLa la la Ia la la This is...
I am not obsessed with Smurfs thank youI simply can't stop thinking about the miserable beastsevery single minute of every single day'Cause I need themIt is only by capturing the little wretches and extracting their nappy blue essencethat my magic will - The Smurfs 00:43
I am not obsessed with Smurfs thank youI simply can't...
Yeah, but you're milking it. - The Smurfs 00:33
Yeah, but you're milking it.
Great. Ye gods, Azrael. You're a boy? We really need that Smurf essence. Alakazamp! - The Smurfs 00:13
Great. Ye gods, Azrael. You're a boy? We really need...
Ye gods Azrael You're a boy - The Smurfs 00:05
Ye gods Azrael You're a boy
Now tie it off right there! - The Smurfs 00:44
Now tie it off right there!
Papa; Clumsy, what have you done? - The Smurfs 01:02
Papa; Clumsy, what have you done?
Help! Good kitty. Good kitty. Look! Look! A ball of yarn! A nice, juicy bird! - The Smurfs 00:10
Help! Good kitty. Good kitty. Look! Look! A ball of yarn! A...
So, that's it! - The Smurfs 00:14
So, that's it!
Azrael? - The Smurfs 01:00
Azrael?
Are you dead - The Smurfs 00:04
Are you dead
Papa, your primitive little defenses, they're useless against me, sir! - The Smurfs 00:10
Papa, your primitive little defenses, they're useless...
How's that for primitive, Gargamel? - The Smurfs 00:38
How's that for primitive, Gargamel?
Clumsy! - The Smurfs 01:01
Clumsy!
What's wrong with you? - The Smurfs 00:38
What's wrong with you?
Oh my smurf - The Smurfs 00:06
Oh my smurf
Oh, my smurf. - The Smurfs 00:25
Oh, my smurf.
Where the smurf are weUp the smurfing creek without a paddle that's where - The Smurfs 00:08
Where the smurf are weUp the smurfing creek without a paddle...
Well at least they're not coming after us - The Smurfs 00:04
Well at least they're not coming after us