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The Soccer Football Movie

Four young soccer superfans team up to help their idols regain their abilities after a scheming evil scientist steals their talent.

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Mitch Schauer

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animation, comedy, family

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Megan Rapinoe

'Weird Al' Yankovic

'Weird Al' Yankovic

Rob Stone

O'Dang

Zana

Nautai

Palio

Mutant Zlatan

Ian James Corlett

Ponytail

Cranky Lady

Joke Shop Owner

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Tonight, if there were
a moon, it'd be full to the brim - The Soccer Football Movie

Tonight, if there were a moon, it'd be full to the brim

But no matter what you call the game,
it all starts with a ball. - The Soccer Football Movie

But no matter what you call the game, it all starts with a b...

This nail-biter comes down to Zlatan,
in the final game before the All-Star Cup. - The Soccer Football Movie

This nail-biter comes down to Zlatan, in the final game befo...

Was he... Was he pointing at me? - The Soccer Football Movie

Was he... Was he pointing at me?

In a mere 24 hours, - The Soccer Football Movie

In a mere 24 hours,

Until then, fans will be asking themselves - The Soccer Football Movie

Until then, fans will be asking themselves

I think the All-Star Cup All-Star
of all All-Stars of all time will be - The Soccer Football Movie

I think the All-Star Cup All-Star of all All-Stars of all ti...

Oh, that's rich.
And by rich, I mean hilarious and dumb. - The Soccer Football Movie

Oh, that's rich. And by rich, I mean hilarious and dumb...

Wouldn't I be the All-Star Cup All-Star
of all All-Stars of all time if I were to, - The Soccer Football Movie

Wouldn't I be the All-Star Cup All-Star of all All-Star...

How else could I have come up
with "I Think I'm a Clone Now"? - The Soccer Football Movie

How else could I have come up with "I Think I'm a ...

Would a mad scientist
actually say yes to that? - The Soccer Football Movie

Would a mad scientist actually say yes to that?

What I'm saying is, Weird Al can do
anything he sets his mind to. - The Soccer Football Movie

What I'm saying is, Weird Al can do anything he sets hi...

Ow! Ow, man! - The Soccer Football Movie

Who do you think will be named
the All-Star of all All-Stars? - The Soccer Football Movie

Who do you think will be named the All-Star of all All-Stars...

We are not losing my chance
to get a selfie with Megan Rapinoe! - The Soccer Football Movie

We are not losing my chance to get a selfie with Megan Rapin...

We should make this fast.
Security's gonna come soon. - The Soccer Football Movie

We should make this fast. Security's gonna come soon.

Mama needs a Megan selfie,
let's not waste a second. - The Soccer Football Movie

Mama needs a Megan selfie, let's not waste a second.

You got talent.
Not Zlatan's talent, but still talent. - The Soccer Football Movie

You got talent. Not Zlatan's talent, but still talent.

Don't feel bad though,
no one has Zlatan's talent. - The Soccer Football Movie

Don't feel bad though, no one has Zlatan's talent.

At least when it comes to juggling, which, - The Soccer Football Movie

At least when it comes to juggling, which,

But Zlatan is a pro.
A pro does not juggle against a kid. - The Soccer Football Movie

But Zlatan is a pro. A pro does not juggle against a kid.

Then again,
I'm currently off the clock, which means - The Soccer Football Movie

Then again, I'm currently off the clock, which means

And he will trounce you.
Come on, Tai, be reasonable. - The Soccer Football Movie

And he will trounce you. Come on, Tai, be reasonable.

Allow Zlatan to show you
how to juggle like Zlatan. - The Soccer Football Movie

Allow Zlatan to show you how to juggle like Zlatan.

Just say, "Juggle-off on." - The Soccer Football Movie

Just say, "Juggle-off on."

Zlatan is impressed, but also curious
how you four got in here. - The Soccer Football Movie

Zlatan is impressed, but also curious how you four got in he...

We're a street football team.
We've been saving for tickets. - The Soccer Football Movie

We're a street football team. We've been saving fo...

It's not easy though,
we live in the trailers by the old dump. - The Soccer Football Movie

It's not easy though, we live in the trailers by the ol...

The point is, we started a business
so we could buy tickets. - The Soccer Football Movie

The point is, we started a business so we could buy tickets.

Highest-rated pest control on Yelp.
Five stars. Whoop-whoop! - The Soccer Football Movie

Highest-rated pest control on Yelp. Five stars. Whoop-whoop!...

We run toward the stuff
everyone else runs away from. - The Soccer Football Movie

We run toward the stuff everyone else runs away from.

Homemade electro-bolas. - The Soccer Football Movie

Homemade electro-bolas.

Your every Yelp star has been earned,
my friends. - The Soccer Football Movie

Your every Yelp star has been earned, my friends.

Zlatan's never seen anyone fight off
a rabid raccoon using a back-heel. - The Soccer Football Movie

Zlatan's never seen anyone fight off a rabid raccoon us...

I got inspired by your back-heel goal
against Bastia in 2013. - The Soccer Football Movie

I got inspired by your back-heel goal against Bastia in 2013...

Seems like soccer's
more than just a game for you. - The Soccer Football Movie

Seems like soccer's more than just a game for you.

Teamwork is how you avoid
getting sprayed by stink. - The Soccer Football Movie

Teamwork is how you avoid getting sprayed by stink.

Like playing against Ronaldo.
Anyway, you're good at what you do. - The Soccer Football Movie

Like playing against Ronaldo. Anyway, you're good at wh...

Or maybe you're incredibly stupid
and very lucky. - The Soccer Football Movie

Or maybe you're incredibly stupid and very lucky.

They are all yours, - The Soccer Football Movie

They are all yours,

I mean, all we wanted to do is say thanks
and give you a coupon. And now this? - The Soccer Football Movie

I mean, all we wanted to do is say thanks and give you a cou...

Zlatan didn't get to the top
by turning down coupons. - The Soccer Football Movie

Zlatan didn't get to the top by turning down coupons.

I'll get the tickets.
Back in two minutes. Don't move. - The Soccer Football Movie

I'll get the tickets. Back in two minutes. Don't m...

Nothing Zlatan likes more
than coming through - The Soccer Football Movie

Nothing Zlatan likes more than coming through

And not getting distracted at all. - The Soccer Football Movie

And not getting distracted at all.

"Open me." I sure will, mystery gift. - The Soccer Football Movie

"Open me." I sure will, mystery gift.

Now, a jetpack, there's a mystery gift. - The Soccer Football Movie

Now, a jetpack, there's a mystery gift.

- O'Dang, wait!
- He said don't move! Stay frozen! - The Soccer Football Movie

- O'Dang, wait! - He said don't move! Stay frozen!

Sluggy? You there? Sluggy? - The Soccer Football Movie

Sluggy? You there? Sluggy?

Phew! Slug baby, come on out. - The Soccer Football Movie

Phew! Slug baby, come on out.

Zlatan's taking you
to the slug baby orphanage. - The Soccer Football Movie

Zlatan's taking you to the slug baby orphanage.

Stay in there,
I'm hunting a green glowy thing. - The Soccer Football Movie

Stay in there, I'm hunting a green glowy thing.

It's my best feature,
after my talent and face! - The Soccer Football Movie

It's my best feature, after my talent and face!

No, this was a new uniform! - The Soccer Football Movie

No, this was a new uniform!

Uh, there was an incident. - The Soccer Football Movie

Uh, there was an incident.

What kind?
The mutant Zlatan kind! - The Soccer Football Movie

What kind? The mutant Zlatan kind!

Now, before he became a mutant, did he... - The Soccer Football Movie

Now, before he became a mutant, did he...

A neon slug hatched out of a soccer ball, - The Soccer Football Movie

A neon slug hatched out of a soccer ball,

We promised Zlatan we'd have his back
with creatures that needed catching. - The Soccer Football Movie

We promised Zlatan we'd have his back with creatures th...

Turns out, he's the creature. - The Soccer Football Movie

Turns out, he's the creature.

But I'm also all for
not getting killed by Mutant Zlatan. - The Soccer Football Movie

But I'm also all for not getting killed by Mutant Zlata...

I hear that, Palio. Alone,
each of us would definitely get killed. - The Soccer Football Movie

I hear that, Palio. Alone, each of us would definitely get k...

If there was ever anyone
to do this, it's us. - The Soccer Football Movie

If there was ever anyone to do this, it's us.

- I know you're scared. I'm scared.
- I'm scared too. - The Soccer Football Movie

- I know you're scared. I'm scared. - I'm sca...

We might be scared,
but at least we're scared together, - The Soccer Football Movie

We might be scared, but at least we're scared together,

We might get brutally slaughtered,
but it'll be a team slaughter. - The Soccer Football Movie

We might get brutally slaughtered, but it'll be a team ...

How hard can it be to find a rampaging,
mutated, neon-green football legend? - The Soccer Football Movie

How hard can it be to find a rampaging, mutated, neon-green ...

Mutant Zlatan smash you all! - The Soccer Football Movie

Mutant Zlatan smash you all!

Before we risk our lives,
can we get a five-second soccer break? - The Soccer Football Movie

Before we risk our lives, can we get a five-second soccer br...

Come on, five seconds.
I need a recharge. Please? - The Soccer Football Movie

Come on, five seconds. I need a recharge. Please?

Nautai, Mutant Zlatan is on the loose.
This is no time to... - The Soccer Football Movie

Nautai, Mutant Zlatan is on the loose. This is no time to...

Stupid clothes. Stupid rope! - The Soccer Football Movie

Stupid clothes. Stupid rope!

How about you keep it down! - The Soccer Football Movie

How about you keep it down!

There have been sightings
of a rampaging Zlatan, - The Soccer Football Movie

There have been sightings of a rampaging Zlatan,

You've talked to the bad guy? - The Soccer Football Movie

You've talked to the bad guy?

I'm calling with a voice modulator
and boasting in a coy manner. - The Soccer Football Movie

I'm calling with a voice modulator and boasting in a co...

Who else could it possibly be
other than a bad guy? - The Soccer Football Movie

Who else could it possibly be other than a bad guy?

Hey, no need
to get snippy, Caller X. - The Soccer Football Movie

Hey, no need to get snippy, Caller X.

Caller X mutated Zlatan? - The Soccer Football Movie

Caller X mutated Zlatan?

Soon, I'll have talent
from every All-Star. - The Soccer Football Movie

Soon, I'll have talent from every All-Star.

My voice modulator! - The Soccer Football Movie

My voice modulator!

As I was saying... - The Soccer Football Movie

As I was saying...

Say what you will about Caller X,
but that is a mighty fine evil laugh. - The Soccer Football Movie

Say what you will about Caller X, but that is a mighty fine ...

McCready isn't making a move
as Rapinoe shoots. - The Soccer Football Movie

McCready isn't making a move as Rapinoe shoots.

Oh! Last-minute steal by McCready! - The Soccer Football Movie

Oh! Last-minute steal by McCready!

It's a mystery gift! Maybe it's a jetpack! - The Soccer Football Movie

It's a mystery gift! Maybe it's a jetpack!

Soccer ball? Ugh, I already got one. - The Soccer Football Movie

Soccer ball? Ugh, I already got one.

Bark all you want, won't convince me
to turn around. Not gonna happen. - The Soccer Football Movie

Bark all you want, won't convince me to turn around. No...

Ugh, this job should be easy.
It's, like, made for us! - The Soccer Football Movie

Ugh, this job should be easy. It's, like, made for us!

It's Zlatan!
And you're surprised he's beating us? - The Soccer Football Movie

It's Zlatan! And you're surprised he's beatin...

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Four young soccer superfans team up to help their idols regain their abilities after a scheming evil scientist steals their talent.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Mitch Schauer

Writer: Deeki Deke

Production: N/A

Genre: animation, comedy, family

Year: 2022

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 3.1

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 09 Nov 2022

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