I remember the time he was challenged by old Thad to a duel. Now, your daddy being the...
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Hyselman: I remember the time he was challenged by old Thad to a duel. Now, your daddy being the challenged body, he had choice of weapons. And it bein' the 4th of July, he says, calm as you please, "I choose Roman Candles." Well, sir, they stepped off the 10 paces, lit the roman candles with the cigars, and they started popping. Old Thad, dark as thunder, Bass laughin' and yellin'. Those blue and red balls of fire hissin' and bouncin' off him. Him laughin' so hard, he's missin' Thad by 6 feet. Finally, one of those balls of fire landed in your daddy's pants. He grabs his bottom, ran for the watering trough, and set down in it. Ha ha ha! It was the funniest duel I ever saw. I declare it was!
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I remember when he was challenged by old Thad to a duel
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Your daddy had the choice of weapons
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and it being the Fourth of July says Bass I choose Roman candles
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Well sir they stepped off the ten paces
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Iit the Roman candles then they started popping
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Thad dark as thunder Bass laughing those balls of fire bouncing off him
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him laughing so hard he was missing Thad by six feet
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Finally one of those balls of fire landed in your daddy's pants
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He grabbed his bottom ran for the watering trough sat down in it
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It was the funniest duel I ever saw
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I declare it was
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Movie Summary
Ranch owner Katie Elder's four sons determine to avenge the murder of their father and the swindling of their mother.
