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The Split

Did you ever hear the one aboutthe stand-up and his agent?

Did you ever hear the one about
the stand-up and his agent?

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Did you ever hear the one about the stand-up and his agent?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:15
Uploaded
Jun 23, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
drama
Production
Absolute Films,Virtuoso Worldwide Entertainment

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Movie Summary

The Defoes, a family of female divorce lawyers, are forced to face their past following the return of their estranged father after a 30-year absence.
S01 • E03 Out there...fine. - The Split 00:05
Out there...fine.
S01 • E01 One minute he's lying in bed listening to her snoring... - The Split 00:05
One minute he's lying in bed listening to her snoring.....
S01 • E04 I put my hand on the vicar's cock. - The Split 00:04
I put my hand on the vicar's cock.
S01 • E01 ..and the next, - The Split 00:06
..and the next,
S01 • E04 Uhh... did it feel nice? - The Split 00:04
Uhh... did it feel nice?
S01 • E06 Be angry with me and hate me and take as long as you need, - The Split 00:05
Be angry with me and hate me and take as long as you need,
S01 • E04 -Okay. -[Laughs] - The Split 00:05
-Okay. -[Laughs]
S01 • E03 Mm-hmm. Yep. [Chuckles] - The Split 00:08
Mm-hmm. Yep. [Chuckles]
S01 • E01 [Elevator chimes] - The Split 00:09
[Elevator chimes]
S01 • E02 First rule: you get one Defoe sister, you get them all. - The Split 00:04
First rule: you get one Defoe sister, you get them all.
S01 • E03 [Whistles] What a dame! - The Split 00:05
[Whistles] What a dame!
S01 • E01 We can talk about weekends after that. - The Split 00:04
We can talk about weekends after that.
S01 • E03 [Indistinct conversations] - The Split 00:05
[Indistinct conversations]
S01 • E04 [Knock on door] - The Split 00:07
[Knock on door]
S01 • E04 I think I had something with cheese around 4:00. - The Split 00:04
I think I had something with cheese around 4:00.
S01 • E04 -You have to eat. -[Chuckles] - The Split 00:05
-You have to eat. -[Chuckles]
S01 • E05 Dad, Mum doesn't want one! - The Split 00:04
Dad, Mum doesn't want one!
S01 • E01 I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, buddy. - The Split 00:04
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, buddy.
S01 • E04 [Sighs, sniffles] - The Split 00:07
[Sighs, sniffles]
S01 • E05 [Birds chirping] - The Split 00:09
[Birds chirping]