The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie quotes

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie poster
SpongeBob SquarePants takes leave from the town of Bikini Bottom in order to track down King Neptune's stolen crown.

Director: Stephen Hillenburg, Mark Osborne
Writer: Derek Drymon, Stephen Hillenburg, Tim Hill
Production: Nickelodeon Movies, Paramount Pictures International, United Plankton Pictures
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 66/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $85,417,988
Released: 19 Nov 2004
Awards: 1 win & 10 nominations

106 Clips & Quotes

Hooray for SpongeBob - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 01:41 Hooray for SpongeBob Plankton cheated - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 02:46 Plankton cheated Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:23 Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy SpongeBob not being... I got you right where I want you - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 02:20 I got you right where I want you My computer wife - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 01:20 My computer wife Where are you going - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 01:33 Where are you going I never thought I'd see it with me own eye - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:22 I never thought I'd see it with me own eye But you can't go home - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:33 But you can't go home I am 100 percent MAN - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:28 I am 100 percent MAN It's some kind of wall of psychic energy - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:23 It's some kind of wall of psychic energy And as for you - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:24 And as for you His chops are too righteous - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:24 His chops are too righteous I was just gonna say that your fly is down - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:12 I was just gonna say that your fly is down I LOVE BEING PURPLE - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:16 I LOVE BEING PURPLE Who turned on the AC - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:26 Who turned on the AC You don't need a license to drive a sandwich - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:16 You don't need a license to drive a sandwich Saying you're a kid - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:31 Saying you're a kid Have this pole executed at once - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:14 Have this pole executed at once You two dipsticks wouldn't last ten seconds over the county line - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:29 You two dipsticks wouldn't last ten seconds over the county... Get it together - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:46 Get it together Make mine a chocolate - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:14 Make mine a chocolate And this big peanut guy - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:35 And this big peanut guy Squidward and I - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:29 Squidward and I People of Bikini Bottom - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 01:10 People of Bikini Bottom Feast your eyes - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:59 Feast your eyes You have confessed to the crime of touching the royal crown - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:43 You have confessed to the crime of touching the royal crown I'm through with messing around - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:20 I'm through with messing around Now that you're men - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:44 Now that you're men Mustard or ketchup - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:16 Mustard or ketchup How did you know my name - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:38 How did you know my name All hail Plank - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:22 All hail Plank You have a mustache - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:20 You have a mustache I don't know what Plankton's paying you - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:48 I don't know what Plankton's paying you There is nothing else I can do - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:59 There is nothing else I can do We're gonna party till we're purple - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:59 We're gonna party till we're purple Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:23 Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being... Cover up your bald spot - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:23 Cover up your bald spot Can I have everybody's attention - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:25 Can I have everybody's attention You don't understand - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:50 You don't understand But before we begin the ribbon cutting - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:31 But before we begin the ribbon cutting Are they laughing at us - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:21 Are they laughing at us I think I stepped in something - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:21 I think I stepped in something David Hasselhoff was a great artist - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:22 David Hasselhoff was a great artist With my mermaid magic - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:19 With my mermaid magic This crown does more than cover a slightly receding hairline - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 01:05 This crown does more than cover a slightly receding hairline So you're selling Krabby Patties - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 02:09 So you're selling Krabby Patties One hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:19 One hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty I'm not on my way to the grand opening ceremony - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:41 I'm not on my way to the grand opening ceremony Lets hear it for SPONGEBOB - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:28 Lets hear it for SPONGEBOB I'm tired of running - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:12 I'm tired of running Never mind the car - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:16 Never mind the car How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:29 How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now I wanna go home - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:34 I wanna go home You've got guts - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:19 You've got guts Cleanliness is next to managerliness - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:12 Cleanliness is next to managerliness What are you DOING in here - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:58 What are you DOING in here All hail Plankton - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:30 All hail Plankton You still have that bag of winds - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 01:05 You still have that bag of winds I listen to public radio - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:18 I listen to public radio For crying out loud - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 01:34 For crying out loud Don't get so worked up again - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:18 Don't get so worked up again For your information - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:18 For your information Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:14 Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you Now that we're men - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:20 Now that we're men Have some icecream - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:22 Have some icecream Did you miss me - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:13 Did you miss me I'm the manager of this establishment - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:56 I'm the manager of this establishment My pants are on fire - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:19 My pants are on fire Did you see my butt - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:13 Did you see my butt Take it easy back there fellas - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:16 Take it easy back there fellas Wasn't that hilarious - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:35 Wasn't that hilarious It started out as a simple order - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:31 It started out as a simple order Who's it gonna be - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:24 Who's it gonna be I'm a Goofy Goober - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:59 I'm a Goofy Goober Who blew this bubble - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:38 Who blew this bubble Nothing can stop me now - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 01:22 Nothing can stop me now Who can stop me now - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:10 Who can stop me now This monument celebrating my glory isn't going to build itself - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:23 This monument celebrating my glory isn't going to build... I had that dream again - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:35 I had that dream again Cleanliness is next to manager lines - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:14 Cleanliness is next to manager lines I have to tell you something - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:13 I have to tell you something There's no shower at work - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:12 There's no shower at work See you at the ceremony - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:12 See you at the ceremony After my big promotion - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:19 After my big promotion We're going to the place where all the action is - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:17 We're going to the place where all the action is Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:14 Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat I'd better get going - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:11 I'd better get going Are you on your way to the grand opening ceremony - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:17 Are you on your way to the grand opening ceremony Good luck with that - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:11 Good luck with that Now we're talking - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:11 Now we're talking Better luck next time - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:11 Better luck next time Krabs thinks I'm a kid - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:17 Krabs thinks I'm a kid I'm gonna head home - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:15 I'm gonna head home I'm not in a Goober mood - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:12 I'm not in a Goober mood A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:19 A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise That hit the spot - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:16 That hit the spot Let's get another round over here - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:14 Let's get another round over here Patrick and this big peanut guy - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:31 Patrick and this big peanut guy I've got something to say about Mr - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:17 I've got something to say about Mr I have worked for Mr - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:23 I have worked for Mr Front and center - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:51 Front and center Pull your pants up - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:34 Pull your pants up But you can't fool me - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 02:00 But you can't fool me What do you WANT - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 01:01 What do you WANT Sorry to rain on your parade - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:27 Sorry to rain on your parade We are not kids - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:17 We are not kids

Cast

SpongeBob - Tom Kenny
Mr. Krabs - Clancy Brown
Squidward - Rodger Bumpass
Patrick Star - Bill Fagerbakke
Plankton - Mr. Lawrence
Karen - Jill Talley
Mrs. Puff - Mary Jo Catlett
King Neptune - Jeffrey Tambor
Dennis - Alec Baldwin
David Hasselhoff - David Hasselhoff
Squinty the Pirate - Kristopher Logan
Bonesy the Pirate - D.P. FitzGerald
Scruffy the Pirate (as Cole McKay) - Cole S. McKay
Stitches the Pirate - Dylan Haggerty
Captain Bart the Pirate - Bart McCarthy
Inky the Pirate - Henry Kingi
Tiny the Pirate - Randolph Jones
Upper Deck the Pirate - Paul Zies
Fingers the Pirate (as Gerard Greisbaum) - Gerard Griesbaum
Tangles the Pirate / Cyclops Diver - Aaron Hendry
Gummy the Pirate (as Maxie Santillan) - Maxie Santillan Jr.
Leatherbeard the Pirate - Peter DeYoung
Tango the Pirate - Gino Montesinos
Pokey the Pirate - John Siciliano
Cookie the Pirate - David Stifel
Martin the Pirate - Alex Baker
Sniffy the Pirate - Robin Russell
Salty the Pirate - Tommy Schooler
Stovepipe the Pirate - Ben Wilson
Dooby the Pirate - Jose Zelaya
Concession Guy - Chris Cummins
Concession Guy - Todd Duffey
Reporter / Driver / Ice Cream Lady (voice) - Sirena Irwin
Pearl - Lori Alan
Prisoner - Joshua Seth
Singing Goofy Goober (voice) - Tim Blaney
The Screamer / Fisherman (voice) - Derek Drymon
Laughing Bubble (voice) - Aaron Springer
Cyclops (voice) - Neil Ross
Fisherman (as Michael Patrick Bell) - Mike Bell
Captain of the Guards - Jack Angel
Captain of the Guards - Bill Farmer
Captain of the Guards - Patrick Pinney
Captain of the Guards - Phil Proctor
Goofy Goober Rock Singer (voice) - Jim Wise