"The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie" quotes

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie poster
There's trouble brewing in Bikini Bottom. Someone has stolen King Neptune's crown, and it looks like Mr. Krab, SpongeBob's boss, is the culprit. Though he's just been passed over for the promotion of his dreams, SpongeBob stands by his boss, and along with his best pal Patrick, sets out on a treacherous mission to Shell City to reclaim the crown and save Mr. Krab's life.

Director: Stephen Hillenburg, Mark Osborne
Writer: Derek Drymon, Tim Hill, Stephen Hillenburg
Production: N/A
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 66/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $85,417,988
Released: 19 Nov 2004
Awards: 1 win & 10 nominations

106 Clips

I've got something to say about Mr - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:17
I've got something to say about Mr
Krabs thinks I'm a kid - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:17
Krabs thinks I'm a kid
I had that dream again - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:35
I had that dream again
This monument celebrating my glory isn't going to build itself - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:23
This monument celebrating my glory isn't going to build...
Who can stop me now - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:10
Who can stop me now
Nothing can stop me now - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 01:22
Nothing can stop me now
Who blew this bubble - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:38
Who blew this bubble
It started out as a simple order - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:31
It started out as a simple order
Wasn't that hilarious - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:35
Wasn't that hilarious
Take it easy back there fellas - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:16
Take it easy back there fellas
Did you see my butt - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:13
Did you see my butt
My pants are on fire - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:19
My pants are on fire
I'm the manager of this establishment - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:56
I'm the manager of this establishment
Did you miss me - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:13
Did you miss me
Have some icecream - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:22
Have some icecream
Now that we're men - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:20
Now that we're men
Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:14
Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you
We are not kids - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:17
We are not kids
For your information - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:18
For your information
Don't get so worked up again - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:18
Don't get so worked up again
For crying out loud - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 01:34
For crying out loud
I listen to public radio - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:18
I listen to public radio
You still have that bag of winds - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 01:05
You still have that bag of winds
Sorry to rain on your parade - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:27
Sorry to rain on your parade
All hail Plankton - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:30
All hail Plankton
What do you WANT - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 01:01
What do you WANT
Cleanliness is next to managerliness - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:12
Cleanliness is next to managerliness
You've got guts - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:19
You've got guts
I wanna go home - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:34
I wanna go home
How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:29
How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now
Never mind the car - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:16
Never mind the car
I'm tired of running - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:12
I'm tired of running
Lets hear it for SPONGEBOB - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:28
Lets hear it for SPONGEBOB
I'm not on my way to the grand opening ceremony - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:41
I'm not on my way to the grand opening ceremony
One hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:19
One hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty
But you can't fool me - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 02:00
But you can't fool me
So you're selling Krabby Patties - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 02:09
So you're selling Krabby Patties
This crown does more than cover a slightly receding hairline - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 01:05
This crown does more than cover a slightly receding hairline
With my mermaid magic - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:19
With my mermaid magic
David Hasselhoff was a great artist - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:22
David Hasselhoff was a great artist
I think I stepped in something - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:21
I think I stepped in something
Are they laughing at us - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:21
Are they laughing at us
But before we begin the ribbon cutting - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:31
But before we begin the ribbon cutting
You don't understand - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:50
You don't understand
Can I have everybody's attention - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:25
Can I have everybody's attention
Cover up your bald spot - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:23
Cover up your bald spot
Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:23
Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being...
I'm a Goofy Goober - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:59
I'm a Goofy Goober
We're gonna party till we're purple - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:59
We're gonna party till we're purple
I don't know what Plankton's paying you - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:48
I don't know what Plankton's paying you
You have a mustache - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:20
You have a mustache
How did you know my name - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:38
How did you know my name
Now that you're men - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:44
Now that you're men
I'm through with messing around - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:20
I'm through with messing around
You have confessed to the crime of touching the royal crown - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:43
You have confessed to the crime of touching the royal crown
Feast your eyes - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:59
Feast your eyes
People of Bikini Bottom - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 01:10
People of Bikini Bottom
Squidward and I - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:29
Squidward and I
All hail Plank - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:22
All hail Plank
And this big peanut guy - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:35
And this big peanut guy
Make mine a chocolate - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:14
Make mine a chocolate
Get it together - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:46
Get it together
You two dipsticks wouldn't last ten seconds over the county line - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:29
You two dipsticks wouldn't last ten seconds over the county...
Have this pole executed at once - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:14
Have this pole executed at once
Mustard or ketchup - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:16
Mustard or ketchup
Saying you're a kid - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:31
Saying you're a kid
Who turned on the AC - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:26
Who turned on the AC
I LOVE BEING PURPLE - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:16
I LOVE BEING PURPLE
His chops are too righteous - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:24
His chops are too righteous
And as for you - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:24
And as for you
I was just gonna say that your fly is down - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:12
I was just gonna say that your fly is down
It's some kind of wall of psychic energy - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:23
It's some kind of wall of psychic energy
I am 100 percent MAN - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:28
I am 100 percent MAN
Pull your pants up - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:34
Pull your pants up
But you can't go home - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:33
But you can't go home
Where are you going - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 01:33
Where are you going
I got you right where I want you - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 02:20
I got you right where I want you
My computer wife - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 01:20
My computer wife
Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:23
Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy SpongeBob not being...
Plankton cheated - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 02:46
Plankton cheated
Front and center - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:51
Front and center
Hooray for SpongeBob - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 01:41
Hooray for SpongeBob
I'm not in a Goober mood - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:12
I'm not in a Goober mood
I'm gonna head home - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:15
I'm gonna head home
I'd better get going - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:11
I'd better get going
I never thought I'd see it with me own eye - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:22
I never thought I'd see it with me own eye
I have worked for Mr - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:23
I have worked for Mr
I have to tell you something - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:13
I have to tell you something
Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:14
Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat
Good luck with that - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:11
Good luck with that
Cleanliness is next to manager lines - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:14
Cleanliness is next to manager lines
Better luck next time - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:11
Better luck next time
Are you on your way to the grand opening ceremony - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:17
Are you on your way to the grand opening ceremony
After my big promotion - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:19
After my big promotion
A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:19
A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:16
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich
Who's it gonna be - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:24
Who's it gonna be
What are you DOING in here - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:58
What are you DOING in here
We're going to the place where all the action is - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:17
We're going to the place where all the action is
There's no shower at work - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:12
There's no shower at work
There is nothing else I can do - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:59
There is nothing else I can do
That hit the spot - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:16
That hit the spot
See you at the ceremony - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:12
See you at the ceremony
Patrick and this big peanut guy - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:31
Patrick and this big peanut guy
Now we're talking - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:11
Now we're talking
Let's get another round over here - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 00:14
Let's get another round over here

Cast

SpongeBob - Tom Kenny
Mr. Krabs - Clancy Brown
Squidward - Rodger Bumpass
Patrick Star - Bill Fagerbakke
Plankton - Mr. Lawrence
Karen - Jill Talley
Mrs. Puff - Mary Jo Catlett
King Neptune - Jeffrey Tambor
Dennis - Alec Baldwin
David Hasselhoff - David Hasselhoff
Squinty the Pirate - Kristopher Logan
Bonesy the Pirate - D.P. FitzGerald
Scruffy the Pirate (as Cole McKay) - Cole S. McKay
Stitches the Pirate - Dylan Haggerty
Captain Bart the Pirate - Bart McCarthy
Inky the Pirate - Henry Kingi
Tiny the Pirate - Randolph Jones
Upper Deck the Pirate - Paul Zies
Fingers the Pirate (as Gerard Greisbaum) - Gerard Griesbaum
Tangles the Pirate / Cyclops Diver - Aaron Hendry
Gummy the Pirate (as Maxie Santillan) - Maxie Santillan Jr.
Leatherbeard the Pirate - Peter DeYoung
Tango the Pirate - Gino Montesinos
Pokey the Pirate - John Siciliano
Cookie the Pirate - David Stifel
Martin the Pirate - Alex Baker
Sniffy the Pirate - Robin Russell
Salty the Pirate - Tommy Schooler
Stovepipe the Pirate - Ben Wilson
Dooby the Pirate - Jose Zelaya
Concession Guy - Chris Cummins
Concession Guy - Todd Duffey
Reporter / Driver / Ice Cream Lady (voice) - Sirena Irwin
Pearl - Lori Alan
Prisoner - Joshua Seth
Singing Goofy Goober (voice) - Tim Blaney
The Screamer / Fisherman (voice) - Derek Drymon
Laughing Bubble (voice) - Aaron Springer
Cyclops (voice) - Neil Ross
Fisherman (as Michael Patrick Bell) - Mike Bell
Captain of the Guards - Jack Angel
Captain of the Guards - Bill Farmer
Captain of the Guards - Patrick Pinney
Captain of the Guards - Phil Proctor
Goofy Goober Rock Singer (voice) - Jim Wise