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SpongeBob what happenedPlankton cheatedCheatedHold on there baldyOh grow upWhat you think this is a game of kickball on the playgroundYou never had a chance to defeat me foolAnd you know whyBecause
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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

I'M A GOOFY GOOBER! ROCK!

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mylonascy0
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happily 20th anniversary Spongebob movie 11-19-2004
Patrick Star:
SpongeBob, what happened?SpongeBob SquarePants:Plankton cheated.Sheldon J. Plankton:Cheated?Sheldon J. Plankton:Hold on there, baldy.Sheldon J. Plankton:Oh, grow up. What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?SpongeBob SquarePants:Because you Cheated?Sheldon J. Plankton:No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid.Sheldon J. Plankton:A stupid kid!SpongeBob SquarePants:I guess you're right, Plankton.SpongeBob SquarePants:I am just a kid.Sheldon J. Plankton:Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.SpongeBob SquarePants:And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, it's that you are who you are.Sheldon J. Plankton:That's right. Okay, Neptune...SpongeBob SquarePants:And no amount of mermaid magic...SpongeBob SquarePants:... or managerial promotion...SpongeBob SquarePants:... or some other third thing... can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.Sheldon J. Plankton:That's great. Now, get back against the wall.SpongeBob SquarePants: But that's okay!Sheldon J. Plankton:What? What's going on?SpongeBob SquarePants:Because I did what everyone said a kid COULDN'T do! I made it to Shell City, and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown BACK!Sheldon J. Plankton:All right, we get the point.SpongeBob SquarePants:So, yeah, I'm a kid!SpongeBob SquarePants:And I'm also a goofball! And a wing nut! And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!Sheldon J. Plankton: What's going on here?SpongeBob SquarePants:But most of all, I'm...Sheldon J. Plankton:Okay, settle down. Take it easy!SpongeBob SquarePants:I'm... I'M...Sheldon J. Plankton:WHAT THE SCALLOP?SpongeBob SquarePants: I'M A GOOFY GOOBER! ROCK!

Full Transcript

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SpongeBob what happened
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Plankton cheated
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Cheated
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Hold on there baldy
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Oh grow up
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What you think this is a game of kickball on the playground
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You never had a chance to defeat me fool
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And you know why
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Because you cheated
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No not because I cheated
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because I'm an evil genius
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And you're just a A kid
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laughs
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A stupid kid
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laughs
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ALL droning Ha ha ha
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I guess you're right Plankton
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I am just a kid
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Of course I'm right Okay Neptune time to kill
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And you know I've been through a lot in the past six days
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five minutes 27 and a half seconds
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And if I've learned anything during that time
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it's that you are who you are
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That's right Okay Neptune
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And no amount of mermaid magic
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or managerial promotion
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or some other third thing
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can make me anything more than what I really am inside
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A kid
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That's great Now get back against the wall
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feedback whines But that's okay
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What What's going on
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Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do
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I made it to Shell City and I beat the Cyclops
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and I rode the Hasselhoff and I brought the crown back
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All right we get the point
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So yeah I'm a kid
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And I'm also a goofball And a wing nut
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And a Knucklehead McSpazatron What
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coughing
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What's going on here
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But most of all I'm
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Okay settle down I'm
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Take it easy I'm
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What the scallop
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I'm a Goofy Goober
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Duration
102 seconds
Views
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Timestamp in Movie
01:11:37
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
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Movie Summary

There's trouble brewing in Bikini Bottom. Someone has stolen King Neptune's crown, and it looks like Mr. Krab, SpongeBob's boss, is the culprit. Though he's just been passed over for the promotion of his dreams, SpongeBob stands by his boss, and along with his best pal Patrick, sets out on a treacherous mission to Shell City to reclaim the crown and save Mr. Krab's life.

Actors

Bill Fagerbakke
Patrick Star