"The Spy Next Door" quotes
Former C.I.A. spy Bob Ho takes on his toughest assignment to date: looking after his girlfriend's three kids, who haven't exactly warmed to their mom's beau.
Director: Brian Levant
Writer: Jonathan Bernstein, James Greer, Gregory Poirier
Production: N/A
Year: 2010
MetaScore: 27/100
ImdbRating: 5.4
BoxOffice: $24,307,086
Released: 15 Jan 2010
Awards: 2 nominations
00:11 Yuri.
00:12 - You're full of it.
- Yeah, full of it.
00:06 - You'll be safe. I promise.
- Stay away from my childr...
00:28 You trying to pop our ears?
That's nothing but a bunch ...
00:06 - You speak Russian, Larry?
- What's going on?
00:08 Yo, it's Ho.
00:30 - Yes.
- Hey, partner. Where're you at?
00:09 Yay, Bob!
00:19 - Why did you pull us out of school?
- Who cares? We're...
00:09 - Where is he?
- Hiding.
00:21 - What's the story here?
- They hit Poldark's pris...
00:12 - What's your major, Larry?
- English Lit.
00:09 What happened to the bacteria?
00:14 What are you doing?
00:19 We're here. There is nobody around.
00:11 - We'll be safe here. I promise.
- This is your plan? H...
00:05 This one I learned it in China
when I was young.
00:11 - This is going to be painful.
- You're right about tha...
00:09 - This is going to be fun.
- Hey, Larry. Knock, knock.
00:21 This is awesome.
Can we order room service?
00:19 Tell me the truth. Are you really a spy?
00:07 Sorry, mister.
00:28 So, tell me more about Halloween.
00:07 So, you got any other cool spy stuff,
besides the watch?
00:10 - Shotgun.
- It's not your day.
00:11 She must have plastic in her shoes.
It will eat any petroleu...
00:05 Puzzle encryption.
Let's see what you've got.
00:09 - Princess.
- It's too big.
00:07 Please don't go away.
Who's gonna sing me China so...
00:29 Okay, princess.
00:06 Okay, maybe just this once. Let's go.
00:07 Nora.
00:11 Nora. Please don't wander off again.
00:08 Nora, let's get ready for bed.
00:19 No, that man's so crooked,
he could eat nails and...
00:13 Night-night.
00:13 My happiness counts, too.
00:08 Mom, lan's feeding Jethro bacon.
00:07 Mind if I chill with you?
00:17 Listen, about today...
00:12 Let go!
00:09 Lan. You know the rules.
00:09 It doesn't look like
they have chicken tenders here.
00:19 Irish stew in the name of the law.
00:23 I'm sorry I put you through all this.
00:23 I had to make up
one heck of a yarn to get all this stuff.
00:32 I saw them outside. They're coming.
00:17 I have to go.
00:07 I got it.
00:13 - I forgot Chuckle.
- Nora! Nora!
00:10 I finally found a normal guy, I thought,
someone who likes t...
00:25 I don't know who you are sending out
to buy my clothes,...
00:19 I can't believe you did this to my family,
endangered m...
00:06 Hurry up. I don't have all day.
There is no overtime he...
00:05 Hurry. Close it. Close it quick. Okay.
00:07 How the heck are you going to get in there?
A jet pack?
00:16 How quickly can you give me
orange jumpsuit?
00:13 How humiliating.
Why didn't you do something?
00:09 Ho's signal just popped back up.
We got him.
00:32 Hi, Gillian.
00:31 Hey, loosen these things up.
00:11 Hey, guys.
00:18 - Hello.
- You must stop shooting things, Antosha.
00:10 Have a great day.
00:26 - Happy Halloween.
- Bob!
00:31 Good work.
00:24 Good news. We got an address.
00:09 Go. Go!
00:14 Go, Bob, go! Go, Bob, go! Go, Bob, go!
00:12 Give me the iPod, kid.
00:11 Gillian, wait. Don't hang up.
00:06 Gillian, I'm really sorry about everything.
00:23 Farren, let's go.
00:05 Everything will be fine. Oatmeal's ready.
00:08 Don't touch. It's very sharp.
00:18 Don't think this changes anything.
00:19 Dear Mom, I am very sorry,
but I cannot stay here.
00:08 Come on, kids, time for bed.
00:05 Come on, guys, get in the room
and lock the door. Hurry. Loc...
Cast
Bob Ho - Jackie Chan
Gillian - Amber Valletta
Farren - Madeline Carroll
Ian - Will Shadley
Nora - Alina Foley