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All they have to do is put their stretch pants on and walk in the grocery store
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The Standups

All they have to do is put their stretchpants on and walk in the grocery store, walk down...

All they have to do is put their stretch
pants on and walk in the grocery store, walk down the aisle, and there will be
eight motherfuckers at the end, waiting

Full Transcript

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All they have to do is put their stretch pants on and walk in the grocery store,
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walk down the aisle, and there will be eight motherfuckers at the end, waiting.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:45
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E01 "People come to our house, they get milk and they ask 'Is this milk expired?' - The Standups 00:08
"People come to our house, they get milk and they ask &...
S01 • E05 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:04
[audience laughs]
S01 • E05 An ugly baby, you can just cover up with a blanket. - The Standups 00:04
An ugly baby, you can just cover up with a blanket.
S01 • E04 You learn in Sex Ed, "You can blame your farts on it. - The Standups 00:04
You learn in Sex Ed, "You can blame your farts on it.
S01 • E02 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:08
[audience laughs]
S01 • E04 Your pussy is like your dog." - The Standups 00:06
Your pussy is like your dog."
S01 • E01 Why would you not assume that's what it is?'" - The Standups 00:09
Why would you not assume that's what it is?'"
S01 • E06 It's why I like Taco Bell. "Taco Bell, are you real food?" - The Standups 00:06
It's why I like Taco Bell. "Taco Bell, are you rea...
S01 • E02 I thought we were going to start with a handshake, or a high five. - The Standups 00:05
I thought we were going to start with a handshake, or a high...
S01 • E01 And then she goes all in - The Standups 00:05
And then she goes all in
S01 • E04 I did sign up for match.com, - The Standups 00:07
I did sign up for match.com,
S01 • E03 Men will look in a woman's grocery shopping cart. - The Standups 00:04
Men will look in a woman's grocery shopping cart.
S01 • E01 I was like, "You've never even heard a rumor about that. You don't know that." - The Standups 00:07
I was like, "You've never even heard a rumor about...
S01 • E06 I heard you guys use cat meat. "Do you want a Fourth Meal?" "I do!" - The Standups 00:07
I heard you guys use cat meat. "Do you want a Fourth Me...
S01 • E03 We look in there, see what you've got, - The Standups 00:07
We look in there, see what you've got,
S01 • E02 But he just whipped it out. He just whipped it out, and I was like... - The Standups 00:05
But he just whipped it out. He just whipped it out, and I wa...
S01 • E04 First of all, you have to write a headline for yourself - The Standups 00:11
First of all, you have to write a headline for yourself
S01 • E01 We don't know one dog medicine maker that's texting her, - The Standups 00:07
We don't know one dog medicine maker that's textin...
S01 • E02 [retches] - The Standups 00:07
[retches]
S01 • E05 I used to babysit a little boy and would pick him up from his pre-school - The Standups 00:07
I used to babysit a little boy and would pick him up from hi...