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The Standups

All my neighbors are like, "This guyreally wants that sidewalk clear." I got back together...

All my neighbors are like, "This guy
really wants that sidewalk clear." I got back together with her,
because I'm weak

Full Transcript

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All my neighbors are like, "This guy really wants that sidewalk clear."
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I got back together with her, because I'm weak.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:17
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E02 And just so you know, you don't choose to be the responsible one, it chooses you. - The Standups 00:05
And just so you know, you don't choose to be the respon...
S01 • E05 You never see one where a woman has a big bra - The Standups 00:10
You never see one where a woman has a big bra
S01 • E04 It's hard, though, because not every guy is great at it. - The Standups 00:06
It's hard, though, because not every guy is great at it...
S01 • E01 I fly a bunch and it never gets easy when you fly. - The Standups 00:05
I fly a bunch and it never gets easy when you fly.
S01 • E06 "I'm never gonna talk to her again." - The Standups 00:09
"I'm never gonna talk to her again."
S01 • E04 I feel like guys don't really get good at it until, like... - The Standups 00:04
I feel like guys don't really get good at it until, lik...
S01 • E02 So I would just walk into a club - The Standups 00:05
So I would just walk into a club
S01 • E01 You just think, like, every plane you're on is going to go down. - The Standups 00:05
You just think, like, every plane you're on is going to...
S01 • E02 [mimics a thump] - The Standups 00:12
[mimics a thump]
S01 • E05 And then his friend chimed in to help - The Standups 00:13
And then his friend chimed in to help
S01 • E04 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:05
[audience laughs]
S01 • E01 It's not... I know, dark, you know. You just... It's never relaxing. - The Standups 00:05
It's not... I know, dark, you know. You just... It'...
S01 • E03 I don't trust any man whose shorts are above his knee. - The Standups 00:04
I don't trust any man whose shorts are above his knee.
S01 • E06 And then I broke up with her because she is a terrible person and... - The Standups 00:07
And then I broke up with her because she is a terrible perso...
S01 • E04 This seems like it would work. This seems like the right thing to do. - The Standups 00:05
This seems like it would work. This seems like the right thi...
S01 • E03 I apologize. That was a direct attack against white men. - The Standups 00:05
I apologize. That was a direct attack against white men.
S01 • E01 Do you ever get on, look at everybody on it - The Standups 00:06
Do you ever get on, look at everybody on it
S01 • E02 And the thing is, guys have not learned you have to distract the responsible one, - The Standups 00:08
And the thing is, guys have not learned you have to distract...
S01 • E05 I just lost my baby teeth as well and my balls dropped." - The Standups 00:16
I just lost my baby teeth as well and my balls dropped."...
S01 • E01 [laughter, applause] - The Standups 00:12
[laughter, applause]