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The Standups

And we broke up before I could get to the best part that part where her dad offers me a...

And we broke up before I could get to the best part
of dating a wealthy girl: that part where her dad offers me a check
to stay away from her

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And we broke up
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before I could get to the best part of dating a wealthy girl:
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that part where her dad offers me a check to stay away from her.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:29
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E03 You can't just lose 15lb on some black people like that. - The Standups 00:04
You can't just lose 15lb on some black people like that...
S01 • E04 [high-pitched] "I don't... I'm thinking about it." - The Standups 00:07
[high-pitched] "I don't... I'm thinking about...
S01 • E05 And nothing makes a dick go softer than a funny woman. - The Standups 00:05
And nothing makes a dick go softer than a funny woman.
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:07
[laughter]
S01 • E06 [audience cheers] - The Standups 00:06
[audience cheers]
S01 • E03 White people do that shit. They will show up to work 15lb later. - The Standups 00:04
White people do that shit. They will show up to work 15lb la...
S01 • E04 You'll give in because you have low self-esteem, I'm just projecting. - The Standups 00:05
You'll give in because you have low self-esteem, I'...
S01 • E02 You cannot argue with somebody when they're going full rainbow. - The Standups 00:04
You cannot argue with somebody when they're going full ...
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:10
[laughter]
S01 • E06 Like, "How much money is it gonna take for you to go away?" - The Standups 00:09
Like, "How much money is it gonna take for you to go aw...
S01 • E05 Oh, show me one hard dick in here! - The Standups 00:04
Oh, show me one hard dick in here!
S01 • E02 I was very close to my grandmother in particular. - The Standups 00:05
I was very close to my grandmother in particular.
S01 • E04 It's so... Just be like, "No!" - The Standups 00:07
It's so... Just be like, "No!"
S01 • E03 You look... amazing! - The Standups 00:04
You look... amazing!
S01 • E01 So we all stand around, and he has a bucket of dead mice. - The Standups 00:04
So we all stand around, and he has a bucket of dead mice.
S01 • E02 They have their own home remedies because they don't believe in doctors. - The Standups 00:05
They have their own home remedies because they don't be...
S01 • E03 What did you do?" - The Standups 00:09
What did you do?"
S01 • E01 He grabs a mouse, he throws it in there, he eats it, we all cheer - The Standups 00:06
He grabs a mouse, he throws it in there, he eats it, we all ...
S01 • E04 They want to feel like they're the first who has ever convinced you to do it. - The Standups 00:05
They want to feel like they're the first who has ever ...
S01 • E06 One thing I respect, that I learned about wealthy people, - The Standups 00:06
One thing I respect, that I learned about wealthy people,