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The Standups

And I thought,"Well, he scratched my back

And I thought,
"Well, he scratched my back

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And I thought, "Well, he scratched my back.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:45
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E01 "People come to our house, they get milk and they ask 'Is this milk expired?' - The Standups 00:08
"People come to our house, they get milk and they ask &...
S01 • E05 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:04
[audience laughs]
S01 • E05 An ugly baby, you can just cover up with a blanket. - The Standups 00:04
An ugly baby, you can just cover up with a blanket.
S01 • E04 You learn in Sex Ed, "You can blame your farts on it. - The Standups 00:04
You learn in Sex Ed, "You can blame your farts on it.
S01 • E02 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:08
[audience laughs]
S01 • E04 Your pussy is like your dog." - The Standups 00:06
Your pussy is like your dog."
S01 • E01 Why would you not assume that's what it is?'" - The Standups 00:09
Why would you not assume that's what it is?'"
S01 • E06 It's why I like Taco Bell. "Taco Bell, are you real food?" - The Standups 00:06
It's why I like Taco Bell. "Taco Bell, are you rea...
S01 • E02 I thought we were going to start with a handshake, or a high five. - The Standups 00:05
I thought we were going to start with a handshake, or a high...
S01 • E01 And then she goes all in - The Standups 00:05
And then she goes all in
S01 • E04 I did sign up for match.com, - The Standups 00:07
I did sign up for match.com,
S01 • E03 Men will look in a woman's grocery shopping cart. - The Standups 00:04
Men will look in a woman's grocery shopping cart.
S01 • E01 I was like, "You've never even heard a rumor about that. You don't know that." - The Standups 00:07
I was like, "You've never even heard a rumor about...
S01 • E06 I heard you guys use cat meat. "Do you want a Fourth Meal?" "I do!" - The Standups 00:07
I heard you guys use cat meat. "Do you want a Fourth Me...
S01 • E03 We look in there, see what you've got, - The Standups 00:07
We look in there, see what you've got,
S01 • E02 But he just whipped it out. He just whipped it out, and I was like... - The Standups 00:05
But he just whipped it out. He just whipped it out, and I wa...
S01 • E04 First of all, you have to write a headline for yourself - The Standups 00:11
First of all, you have to write a headline for yourself
S01 • E01 We don't know one dog medicine maker that's texting her, - The Standups 00:07
We don't know one dog medicine maker that's textin...
S01 • E02 [retches] - The Standups 00:07
[retches]
S01 • E05 I used to babysit a little boy and would pick him up from his pre-school - The Standups 00:07
I used to babysit a little boy and would pick him up from hi...