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And so I'm like,

And so I'm like, "I can't get home." So I get my phone and I'm like blinkingand I get to...

The Standups • S01E01 • 2017

And so I'm like, "I can't get home." So I get my phone and I'm like blinking
and I get to my wife and I call her, and I was like, "You've got to
come get me. I can't see." I was like, "You should
have come too, by the way." [laughter] "Why are you not here?" [laughter] So I was like,
"You've got to come find me, I don't know where I'm at,
I've made turns." I was like, "Just go back to that place and then just expand your search
around buildings until you find me." And I just stood... I put my hand
on a building and I just stood

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And so I'm like, "I can't get home."

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So I get my phone and I'm like blinking and I get to my wife and I call her,

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and I was like, "You've got to come get me. I can't see."

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I was like, "You should have come too, by the way."

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[laughter]

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"Why are you not here?"

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[laughter]

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So I was like, "You've got to come find me,

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I don't know where I'm at, I've made turns."

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I was like, "Just go back to that place

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and then just expand your search around buildings until you find me."

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And I just stood... I put my hand on a building and I just stood...

Duration

35 seconds

Views

25

Timestamp in Movie

00:18:21

Uploaded

Jun 30, 2025

Season

1

Episode

1

Genres

Production

Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.