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And one night, he was going under the covers to go to bed
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The Standups

And one night, he was goingunder the covers to go to bed, and he just nicked it with his...

And one night, he was going
under the covers to go to bed, and he just nicked it with his nose

Full Transcript

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And one night, he was going under the covers to go to bed,
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and he just nicked it with his nose.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:33
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E03 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:06
[audience laughs]
S01 • E06 And, as a man, I am blown away... - The Standups 00:04
And, as a man, I am blown away...
S01 • E02 Apparently shoulder pads are out of style, so... - The Standups 00:04
Apparently shoulder pads are out of style, so...
S01 • E05 And then I graduated Magna Cum Laude. - The Standups 00:05
And then I graduated Magna Cum Laude.
S01 • E02 I'm going to stick with being a comedian. So that's who I am. - The Standups 00:04
I'm going to stick with being a comedian. So that'...
S01 • E01 I went to Wal-Mart. I go there. I'm fine with them, you know. - The Standups 00:05
I went to Wal-Mart. I go there. I'm fine with them, you...
S01 • E06 In their penises, - The Standups 00:08
In their penises,
S01 • E04 And of course, I was like, "No, no!" - The Standups 00:08
And of course, I was like, "No, no!"
S01 • E02 I wanted to tell you guys a little bit about what I have been through, - The Standups 00:06
I wanted to tell you guys a little bit about what I have bee...
S01 • E01 I'm a Wal-Mart guy. I'm like, "That's where I'm at." - The Standups 00:09
I'm a Wal-Mart guy. I'm like, "That's wh...
S01 • E05 And I just transferred to a bigger bagel shop in Chicago. - The Standups 00:05
And I just transferred to a bigger bagel shop in Chicago.
S01 • E03 [angrily] Mexicans, stop putting stickers on the back of your fucking cars. - The Standups 00:05
[angrily] Mexicans, stop putting stickers on the back of you...
S01 • E04 [audience applauds] - The Standups 00:04
[audience applauds]
S01 • E02 Even though I'm a big old lesbian right now, - The Standups 00:06
Even though I'm a big old lesbian right now,
S01 • E05 Which I could not have done without my theater degree. - The Standups 00:04
Which I could not have done without my theater degree.
S01 • E06 They see a hot girl. "I'm gonna fxck you!" That's nuts! That's nuts! - The Standups 00:06
They see a hot girl. "I'm gonna fxck you!" Th...
S01 • E01 Sometimes when you go in there, some of the people that work there, - The Standups 00:15
Sometimes when you go in there, some of the people that work...
S01 • E02 I did not come out until I was 25 years old, - The Standups 00:08
I did not come out until I was 25 years old,
S01 • E04 No, I was just... You can't do it, obviously, and I was like, "No!" - The Standups 00:07
No, I was just... You can't do it, obviously, and I was...
S01 • E06 I always react to beautiful women like I just missed the subway. - The Standups 00:04
I always react to beautiful women like I just missed the sub...