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And he would just whisper stuff like, "What does your mom sayyou can't have?"

And he would just whisper stuff like, "What does your mom say
you can't have?"

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And he would just whisper stuff like,
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"What does your mom say you can't have?"
Duration
7 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:02
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E04 Okay, I sleep with my dog, he sleeps under the covers, and I sleep naked. - The Standups 00:05
Okay, I sleep with my dog, he sleeps under the covers, and I...
S01 • E03 Let them clap as if we were at a graduation, Lord. - The Standups 00:04
Let them clap as if we were at a graduation, Lord.
S01 • E01 I'd like to drink it out of a straw, ' something else I've never done. - The Standups 00:04
I'd like to drink it out of a straw, ' something e...
S01 • E04 And I'm not saying that to be like, "I sleep naked." - The Standups 00:11
And I'm not saying that to be like, "I sleep naked...
S01 • E02 How many bedrooms it had, - The Standups 00:11
How many bedrooms it had,
S01 • E05 And then I'd say, "Icing, cake batter, cookie dough... - The Standups 00:05
And then I'd say, "Icing, cake batter, cookie doug...
S01 • E01 Let's do all that in front of all these people I don't know." - The Standups 00:08
Let's do all that in front of all these people I don�...
S01 • E05 She tells me to slow down when I'm eating." - The Standups 00:15
She tells me to slow down when I'm eating."
S01 • E03 Don't let it rain, let it tsunami on us tonight, Lord." - The Standups 00:05
Don't let it rain, let it tsunami on us tonight, Lord.&...
S01 • E02 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:06
[audience laughs]
S01 • E04 So I have to, to save some laundry time for me. - The Standups 00:04
So I have to, to save some laundry time for me.
S01 • E01 It was a Starbucks that's like, "We don't really do everything," - The Standups 00:17
It was a Starbucks that's like, "We don't rea...
S01 • E06 If you don't know what catcalling is, - The Standups 00:07
If you don't know what catcalling is,
S01 • E04 I'm always withdrawing from Zoloft because I forget to take it. - The Standups 00:04
I'm always withdrawing from Zoloft because I forget to ...
S01 • E02 [audience applauds] - The Standups 00:05
[audience applauds]
S01 • E02 I thought I would be a real estate agent until I found out - The Standups 00:05
I thought I would be a real estate agent until I found out
S01 • E03 Did you ever write shit down and you can't read your own writing? - The Standups 00:04
Did you ever write shit down and you can't read your ow...
S01 • E05 So he got two weekends a month, - The Standups 00:05
So he got two weekends a month,
S01 • E04 And one night, he was going under the covers to go to bed, - The Standups 00:06
And one night, he was going under the covers to go to bed,
S01 • E06 And, as a man, I am blown away... - The Standups 00:04
And, as a man, I am blown away...