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The Standups

No, no

[audience applauds] No, no

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No, no...
Duration
4 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:26
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E03 I heard that women know that they're going to fuck you - The Standups 00:07
I heard that women know that they're going to fuck you
S01 • E06 I have never been heartbroken, stoned, alone, crying, - The Standups 00:07
I have never been heartbroken, stoned, alone, crying,
S01 • E04 This is the thing. It's hard for me being single. I don't masturbate. - The Standups 00:05
This is the thing. It's hard for me being single. I don...
S01 • E02 But there were some girls at our school that liked to go out and party, - The Standups 00:06
But there were some girls at our school that liked to go out...
S01 • E05 You're mine." - The Standups 00:05
You're mine."
S01 • E04 And no one ever believes when I say that. I know you guys are like, "Bullshit!" - The Standups 00:08
And no one ever believes when I say that. I know you guys ar...
S01 • E02 [a few cheers] - The Standups 00:04
[a few cheers]
S01 • E05 I do... I hate to pin it on men, - The Standups 00:06
I do... I hate to pin it on men,
S01 • E06 Just walking around the house like, "Did she love you or not?" - The Standups 00:07
Just walking around the house like, "Did she love you o...
S01 • E04 So, I'll tell you that, so I'm not hiding anything up here. - The Standups 00:04
So, I'll tell you that, so I'm not hiding anything...
S01 • E06 I don't know." - The Standups 00:06
I don't know."
S01 • E02 They walk into a bar and are like, "It is fucking girls' night!" - The Standups 00:11
They walk into a bar and are like, "It is fucking girls...
S01 • E05 And I ran into an old friend I hadn't seen in a while - The Standups 00:06
And I ran into an old friend I hadn't seen in a while
S01 • E04 They're like, "Do you feel like God is watching?" - The Standups 00:13
They're like, "Do you feel like God is watching?&q...
S01 • E03 We do, but let me know if we are fucking or not, you know?" - The Standups 00:09
We do, but let me know if we are fucking or not, you know?&q...
S01 • E01 Because I was afraid I would drift out into the street - The Standups 00:13
Because I was afraid I would drift out into the street
S01 • E06 I learned no one can tell you're crying when you're shoveling snow. - The Standups 00:04
I learned no one can tell you're crying when you'r...
S01 • E05 And then what he came up with was, "Man, your tits got small." - The Standups 00:16
And then what he came up with was, "Man, your tits got ...
S01 • E02 "Fucking girls' night!" - The Standups 00:10
"Fucking girls' night!"
S01 • E03 They're like, "No, we have got to do this, and do that, and this." - The Standups 00:10
They're like, "No, we have got to do this, and do ...