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The Standups

And I unchecked lizards, I can't

[audience applauds] And I unchecked lizards, I can't

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And I unchecked lizards, I can't...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:41
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E01 And they mess up all the time and I still just go back. - The Standups 00:05
And they mess up all the time and I still just go back.
S01 • E04 But in my experience, if you have one, - The Standups 00:07
But in my experience, if you have one,
S01 • E01 I go to McDonald's, and I don't have the nerve to be in the Drive Thru - The Standups 00:11
I go to McDonald's, and I don't have the nerve to ...
S01 • E02 I just have no self-control!" - The Standups 00:07
I just have no self-control!"
S01 • E06 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:05
[audience laughs]
S01 • E05 Now my sister coaches our high school team because we all played growing up, - The Standups 00:12
Now my sister coaches our high school team because we all pl...
S01 • E02 She tells me to get... She's like, "Get up and get some water." - The Standups 00:07
She tells me to get... She's like, "Get up and get...
S01 • E04 I got a dog, like, four months before I broke up with my boyfriend, - The Standups 00:07
I got a dog, like, four months before I broke up with my boy...
S01 • E06 The highest level of male confidence is, when you reach the final stage, - The Standups 00:08
The highest level of male confidence is, when you reach the ...
S01 • E02 For some reason, I think the best way to help with gravity is to walk like a pony. - The Standups 00:06
For some reason, I think the best way to help with gravity i...
S01 • E01 Go to like a reg... You live near here. Go to a regular place." - The Standups 00:11
Go to like a reg... You live near here. Go to a regular plac...
S01 • E05 And, on my way, I stopped off at my favorite bakery to get a jelly donut. - The Standups 00:05
And, on my way, I stopped off at my favorite bakery to get a...
S01 • E03 If they call you at 3:00 a.m., - The Standups 00:05
If they call you at 3:00 a.m.,
S01 • E04 I'll need something on retainer that will give me unconditional love, - The Standups 00:07
I'll need something on retainer that will give me uncon...
S01 • E02 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:08
[audience laughs]
S01 • E05 I like to eat those at the game - The Standups 00:05
I like to eat those at the game
S01 • E06 [audience member whoops] - The Standups 00:04
[audience member whoops]
S01 • E01 I went into Starbucks, ordered an ice coffee with milk, - The Standups 00:06
I went into Starbucks, ordered an ice coffee with milk,
S01 • E05 So I'm at the bakery, I'm getting the jelly D. - The Standups 00:05
So I'm at the bakery, I'm getting the jelly D.
S01 • E02 I look like... like one of those sad dogs in those Sarah McLachlan commercials. - The Standups 00:06
I look like... like one of those sad dogs in those Sarah McL...