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The Standups

I think America only wants youto believe that you celebrate it when you go from man to...

[audience applauds] I think America only wants you
to believe that you celebrate it when you go from man to woman,
not woman to man

Full Transcript

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[audience applauds]
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I think America only wants you to believe that you celebrate it
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when you go from man to woman, not woman to man.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:14
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E04 Match.com was like, "Her mere tolerance of birds - The Standups 00:08
Match.com was like, "Her mere tolerance of birds
S01 • E02 And it hasn't hit me yet, so I'm like, - The Standups 00:05
And it hasn't hit me yet, so I'm like,
S01 • E01 I watched Fed Up and it's just about all the food that I eat every day. - The Standups 00:05
I watched Fed Up and it's just about all the food that ...
S01 • E06 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:06
[audience laughs]
S01 • E01 There was nothing in it that I haven't had recently. - The Standups 00:04
There was nothing in it that I haven't had recently.
S01 • E02 Maybe that's my superpower." - The Standups 00:07
Maybe that's my superpower."
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:05
[laughter]
S01 • E05 Being the sweet woman she is, a teacher, - The Standups 00:08
Being the sweet woman she is, a teacher,
S01 • E06 "Take off the shirt." I'm like, "I can't. I'm sunburned!" - The Standups 00:14
"Take off the shirt." I'm like, "I can&#...
S01 • E03 And, mind you, while you're celebrating your hero, - The Standups 00:06
And, mind you, while you're celebrating your hero,
S01 • E01 I haven't said that in forever. There's nothing I haven't had. - The Standups 00:05
I haven't said that in forever. There's nothing I ...
S01 • E04 I was so grossed out. And who knew birds were, like, red flag animals? - The Standups 00:05
I was so grossed out. And who knew birds were, like, red fla...
S01 • E01 Airheads, that's like, "Are they still doing good?" - The Standups 00:13
Airheads, that's like, "Are they still doing good?...
S01 • E04 Like, I definitely... I unchecked cats. I can't do cats. - The Standups 00:05
Like, I definitely... I unchecked cats. I can't do cats...
S01 • E03 Ran right into the motherfucker and killed them. - The Standups 00:04
Ran right into the motherfucker and killed them.
S01 • E02 Oh, my God! I have one eye!" - The Standups 00:05
Oh, my God! I have one eye!"
S01 • E06 Above that is "jewelry in a tank top" confidence. - The Standups 00:04
Above that is "jewelry in a tank top" confidence.
S01 • E03 No hero of mine is up against one count of vehicular used-to-be-a-man slaughter. - The Standups 00:06
No hero of mine is up against one count of vehicular used-to...
S01 • E05 "We've got to get you out of here." - The Standups 00:07
"We've got to get you out of here."
S01 • E06 At that point, you're exclusively fxcking in front of mirrors. That's what I... - The Standups 00:05
At that point, you're exclusively fxcking in front of m...