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The Standups

She asked me to eat a five-course meal that was cooked with marijuana

[audience cheers] She asked me to eat a five-course meal that was cooked with marijuana

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She asked me to eat a five-course meal
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that was cooked with marijuana.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:03
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E05 I grabbed the sock, and at the base of the mountain, - The Standups 00:13
I grabbed the sock, and at the base of the mountain,
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:05
[laughter]
S01 • E06 Yellowstone National Park, 20 years ago, introduced a pack of Canadian wolves, - The Standups 00:09
Yellowstone National Park, 20 years ago, introduced a pack o...
S01 • E04 Because I run if I'm chased or whatever, so I put running. - The Standups 00:05
Because I run if I'm chased or whatever, so I put runni...
S01 • E04 "Think I'll just put that." - The Standups 00:06
"Think I'll just put that."
S01 • E02 Now, I am not a big weed person, - The Standups 00:06
Now, I am not a big weed person,
S01 • E03 Because a man with grey hair, - The Standups 00:09
Because a man with grey hair,
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:05
[laughter]
S01 • E02 I have never done edibles before because I don't eat green stuff. - The Standups 00:05
I have never done edibles before because I don't eat gr...
S01 • E01 My buddy told me, "I'm going to lose weight for our 20-year reunion." - The Standups 00:28
My buddy told me, "I'm going to lose weight for ou...
S01 • E05 I just said, "You shook it too hard." - The Standups 00:11
I just said, "You shook it too hard."
S01 • E02 So she asked me to eat this meal, - The Standups 00:10
So she asked me to eat this meal,
S01 • E06 You'd have a death wish to look at your phone, - The Standups 00:05
You'd have a death wish to look at your phone,
S01 • E06 "What the hell is he doing?" "He's checking Twitter." - The Standups 00:11
"What the hell is he doing?" "He's check...
S01 • E02 I'm just lapping it up. It tastes so good, I keep forgetting weed is in it. - The Standups 00:05
I'm just lapping it up. It tastes so good, I keep forge...
S01 • E05 This is the closest I've come to an abortion." - The Standups 00:08
This is the closest I've come to an abortion."
S01 • E02 It is so good, and I'm like, - The Standups 00:06
It is so good, and I'm like,
S01 • E04 It's the only thing you can brag about doing something half of. - The Standups 00:06
It's the only thing you can brag about doing something ...
S01 • E06 I forgot most of you have jobs, - The Standups 00:05
I forgot most of you have jobs,
S01 • E02 Let's see." - The Standups 00:05
Let's see."