To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
[audience laughs in shock]
Please log in to add to collections.
The Standups

To be fair, I called her a single momeven when she was married because her husband was a...

[audience laughs in shock] To be fair, I called her a single mom
even when she was married because her husband was a child

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.584
[audience laughs in shock]
00:00:05.996 --> 00:00:08.059
To be fair, I called her a single mom even when she was married
00:00:08.674 --> 00:00:10.676
because her husband was a child.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:27
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E02 I actually was a virgin for a long time as well. - The Standups 00:05
I actually was a virgin for a long time as well.
S01 • E06 I feel like dating would be a lot more successful if we led with crazy. - The Standups 00:04
I feel like dating would be a lot more successful if we led ...
S01 • E01 Man, what's it like to have two trees that close together?" - The Standups 00:14
Man, what's it like to have two trees that close togeth...
S01 • E06 Seeing if they stick around after you say all the insane shit. - The Standups 00:04
Seeing if they stick around after you say all the insane shi...
S01 • E04 [gobbles] - The Standups 00:06
[gobbles]
S01 • E03 That's like me going to the doctor, getting a shot, - The Standups 00:06
That's like me going to the doctor, getting a shot,
S01 • E02 [man cheers] - The Standups 00:05
[man cheers]
S01 • E04 That was college for me, where I was just like, "You know what? - The Standups 00:04
That was college for me, where I was just like, "You kn...
S01 • E06 Because if this goes well, I will wake you up in three months... - The Standups 00:04
Because if this goes well, I will wake you up in three month...
S01 • E02 [audience applauds] - The Standups 00:06
[audience applauds]
S01 • E05 When she was delivering their second baby in the delivery room, - The Standups 00:14
When she was delivering their second baby in the delivery ro...
S01 • E04 I'm gonna let them figure it out. We're all learning." - The Standups 00:06
I'm gonna let them figure it out. We're all learni...
S01 • E03 And I go, "Oh, no, you're not going to put that cotton on me!" - The Standups 00:12
And I go, "Oh, no, you're not going to put that co...
S01 • E06 Screaming at the wall." - The Standups 00:11
Screaming at the wall."
S01 • E01 And we were living in New York, so I had it, it was in Manhattan. - The Standups 00:05
And we were living in New York, so I had it, it was in Manha...
S01 • E02 I would tell people when I was in college, - The Standups 00:08
I would tell people when I was in college,
S01 • E01 It worked. You know, I can't see this side of the room, - The Standups 00:07
It worked. You know, I can't see this side of the room,
S01 • E06 Last year, I went through two break-ups with the same girl. - The Standups 00:05
Last year, I went through two break-ups with the same girl.
S01 • E05 [Beth giggles] - The Standups 00:15
[Beth giggles]
S01 • E02 I am doing this for Jesus." - The Standups 00:06
I am doing this for Jesus."