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The Standups

Some of you are still like,"No, not my dog

[audience laughs] Some of you are still like,
"No, not my dog

Full Transcript

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[audience laughs]
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Some of you are still like, "No, not my dog.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:37
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E05 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:06
[audience laughs]
S01 • E01 Do you guys sell 'hammots'?" - The Standups 00:13
Do you guys sell 'hammots'?"
S01 • E06 They make eye contact with a woman at a bar, they're like, "She wants it." - The Standups 00:08
They make eye contact with a woman at a bar, they're li...
S01 • E03 I sold this show to them. We were about to celebrate. It was three Jewish guys. - The Standups 00:05
I sold this show to them. We were about to celebrate. It was...
S01 • E02 [clicks tongue] - The Standups 00:04
[clicks tongue]
S01 • E04 He wouldn't do it, he's too proud." No, he would. - The Standups 00:05
He wouldn't do it, he's too proud." No, he wo...
S01 • E03 We were like, "Let's kick it! Let's go hang out!" - The Standups 00:07
We were like, "Let's kick it! Let's go hang o...
S01 • E05 And it just got down to the crunch time and I got a spray tan instead. - The Standups 00:06
And it just got down to the crunch time and I got a spray ta...
S01 • E06 If I make eye contact with a woman, I'm like, "She heard all my thoughts! - The Standups 00:04
If I make eye contact with a woman, I'm like, "She...
S01 • E02 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:04
[audience laughs]
S01 • E04 It's my favorite thing when a dog smells another person. - The Standups 00:04
It's my favorite thing when a dog smells another person...
S01 • E05 She had asked me to be the maid of honor - The Standups 00:10
She had asked me to be the maid of honor
S01 • E03 They looked at my car, and they were like, - The Standups 00:16
They looked at my car, and they were like,
S01 • E01 And Google was like, "Do you mean 'hammock'?" - The Standups 00:09
And Google was like, "Do you mean 'hammock'?&...
S01 • E06 Run to the nearest blanket!" - The Standups 00:10
Run to the nearest blanket!"
S01 • E04 And the person, when the dog smells them, they go, - The Standups 00:13
And the person, when the dog smells them, they go,
S01 • E02 Listen, I don't think gay guys or straight girls get enough credit for doing that. - The Standups 00:06
Listen, I don't think gay guys or straight girls get en...
S01 • E01 The other embarrassing part of that is so it happened, - The Standups 00:08
The other embarrassing part of that is so it happened,
S01 • E02 If anyone tried to put anything in my butt hole, - The Standups 00:18
If anyone tried to put anything in my butt hole,
S01 • E06 We were gonna go on a date and then the girl texted me, - The Standups 00:10
We were gonna go on a date and then the girl texted me,