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The Standups

I'm, like, this close

[audience laughs] I'm, like, this close

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I'm, like, this close.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:14
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:07
[laughter]
S01 • E06 There's always that thing. We're like, "In America, number one is family." - The Standups 00:05
There's always that thing. We're like, "In Am...
S01 • E02 No matter what was wrong, when I was growing up, - The Standups 00:07
No matter what was wrong, when I was growing up,
S01 • E01 But this time it's got dead rabbits in it - The Standups 00:05
But this time it's got dead rabbits in it
S01 • E01 I would have paid nine dollars to see what that rabbit's life was like. - The Standups 00:04
I would have paid nine dollars to see what that rabbit'...
S01 • E03 What the fuck are you on?" - The Standups 00:05
What the fuck are you on?"
S01 • E06 I think the number one in America is money. - The Standups 00:05
I think the number one in America is money.
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:07
[laughter]
S01 • E05 A lot of people's daughters are in here." - The Standups 00:07
A lot of people's daughters are in here."
S01 • E04 They want to be the Lewis and Clark to your asshole, so just let them be. - The Standups 00:05
They want to be the Lewis and Clark to your asshole, so just...
S01 • E03 "Oh, me and my wife, we drunk some protein shakes, - The Standups 00:07
"Oh, me and my wife, we drunk some protein shakes,
S01 • E04 Just... Without even the Clark, the Lewis. They want to lead the way and... - The Standups 00:05
Just... Without even the Clark, the Lewis. They want to lead...
S01 • E01 So he grabs a rabbit, he kind of steps back, - The Standups 00:08
So he grabs a rabbit, he kind of steps back,
S01 • E06 I'm saying, if you watch the news, that's the feeling you get. - The Standups 00:04
I'm saying, if you watch the news, that's the feel...
S01 • E05 Now, when it comes to kids and babies, I do want them, - The Standups 00:10
Now, when it comes to kids and babies, I do want them,
S01 • E04 If you've done it before, - The Standups 00:08
If you've done it before,
S01 • E02 If you had a stomach ache, Coca-Cola - The Standups 00:05
If you had a stomach ache, Coca-Cola
S01 • E06 You always see news stories where someone dies in a fxcked up way. - The Standups 00:04
You always see news stories where someone dies in a fxcked u...
S01 • E01 So it's the rabbit, it's him, children and then us. - The Standups 00:04
So it's the rabbit, it's him, children and then us...
S01 • E03 Don't you touch shit in the company refrigerator - The Standups 00:06
Don't you touch shit in the company refrigerator