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The Standups

I get relaxed, and

[audience members whoop] I get relaxed, and

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I get relaxed, and...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:20
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E02 We would play Super Mario Brothers - The Standups 00:06
We would play Super Mario Brothers
S01 • E04 No, sex farts are way more convenient than sleep ones, - The Standups 00:09
No, sex farts are way more convenient than sleep ones,
S01 • E05 [giggles nervously] - The Standups 00:04
[giggles nervously]
S01 • E02 And because of him, - The Standups 00:05
And because of him,
S01 • E03 Women can be in a relationship - The Standups 00:13
Women can be in a relationship
S01 • E01 I had to wake her back up and I was like, "These say they're expired." - The Standups 00:14
I had to wake her back up and I was like, "These say th...
S01 • E05 If you saw something, say something." - The Standups 00:10
If you saw something, say something."
S01 • E04 I don't think it's hot, but it's better. It's got to be better, right? - The Standups 00:05
I don't think it's hot, but it's better. It&#...
S01 • E04 The queef... It's the lesser of two evil holes. - The Standups 00:04
The queef... It's the lesser of two evil holes.
S01 • E02 Yeah, he wanted me to put the controller down and give him a handy-J. - The Standups 00:05
Yeah, he wanted me to put the controller down and give him a...
S01 • E04 The greatest thing about having a pussy is you can blame your farts on it. - The Standups 00:05
The greatest thing about having a pussy is you can blame you...
S01 • E06 All their commercials now are like, "McDonalds. Now it's real." - The Standups 00:09
All their commercials now are like, "McDonalds. Now it&...
S01 • E05 But I am scared of having an ugly teenager. - The Standups 00:06
But I am scared of having an ugly teenager.
S01 • E02 And I thought, "Well, he scratched my back. - The Standups 00:04
And I thought, "Well, he scratched my back.
S01 • E03 All they have to do is put their stretch pants on and walk in the grocery store, - The Standups 00:09
All they have to do is put their stretch pants on and walk i...
S01 • E01 "People come to our house, they get milk and they ask 'Is this milk expired?' - The Standups 00:08
"People come to our house, they get milk and they ask &...
S01 • E05 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:04
[audience laughs]
S01 • E05 An ugly baby, you can just cover up with a blanket. - The Standups 00:04
An ugly baby, you can just cover up with a blanket.
S01 • E04 You learn in Sex Ed, "You can blame your farts on it. - The Standups 00:04
You learn in Sex Ed, "You can blame your farts on it.
S01 • E02 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:08
[audience laughs]