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The Standups

Because they're always like,"Man for woman." And then I'm like, "Hey." Then they take me...

because they're always like,
"Man for woman." And then I'm like, "Hey." Then they take me over to the side
and they have me spread my legs apart so I guess whatever I was keeping
trapped up in my hoo flies out

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because they're always like, "Man for woman."
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And then I'm like,
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"Hey."
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Then they take me over to the side and they have me spread my legs apart
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so I guess whatever I was keeping trapped up in my hoo flies out.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:02
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E02 My friend gave me a Fitbit, - The Standups 00:05
My friend gave me a Fitbit,
S01 • E03 When it comes to Hispanic food, - The Standups 00:08
When it comes to Hispanic food,
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:10
[laughter]
S01 • E06 I want a warm cookie and a story about my dad when he was a boy." - The Standups 00:10
I want a warm cookie and a story about my dad when he was a ...
S01 • E02 I am just so grateful that restaurants are serving tater tots now. - The Standups 00:06
I am just so grateful that restaurants are serving tater tot...
S01 • E03 If I don't hear a radio on in the background, I don't want that shit. - The Standups 00:04
If I don't hear a radio on in the background, I don...
S01 • E05 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:05
[audience laughs]
S01 • E02 It used to be, in order to get tater tots, - The Standups 00:05
It used to be, in order to get tater tots,
S01 • E04 I resented him for it, because he knew. He had to know that I was holding them in. - The Standups 00:05
I resented him for it, because he knew. He had to know that ...
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:10
[laughter]
S01 • E05 They're like, "We're gonna use the back of our hand." - The Standups 00:06
They're like, "We're gonna use the back of ou...
S01 • E03 That's why I don't fuck with Taco Bell, there isn't a radio playing in the back. - The Standups 00:05
That's why I don't fuck with Taco Bell, there isn&...
S01 • E04 You know when you hold them in and they're like, "We're not coming out." - The Standups 00:06
You know when you hold them in and they're like, "...
S01 • E02 When you're in your 30s, - The Standups 00:07
When you're in your 30s,
S01 • E06 They're like, "What?" - The Standups 00:07
They're like, "What?"
S01 • E05 "We're gonna use the back of our hand on your most sensitive regions. - The Standups 00:05
"We're gonna use the back of our hand on your most...
S01 • E03 [sings in Spanish] - The Standups 00:07
[sings in Spanish]
S01 • E01 I'm just trying to see whose birthday it is." - The Standups 00:05
I'm just trying to see whose birthday it is."
S01 • E06 Now I'm just an older stoner, I'm starting to talk like a pothead. - The Standups 00:04
Now I'm just an older stoner, I'm starting to talk...
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:15
[laughter]