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The Standups

Before you have it, they're like,"Here, watch eye surgery." You're like, "Just do it.I...

Before you have it, they're like,
"Here, watch eye surgery." You're like, "Just do it.
I don't want to watch." I trust... We're in a building,
this seems like a real thing, so just

Full Transcript

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Before you have it, they're like, "Here, watch eye surgery."
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You're like, "Just do it. I don't want to watch."
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I trust... We're in a building, this seems like a real thing,
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so just...
Duration
12 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:12
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E05 Oh, my God, don't let them fly out of your mouth hole. You know? - The Standups 00:05
Oh, my God, don't let them fly out of your mouth hole. ...
S01 • E03 Ladies, if you get a man's phone number and you call him - The Standups 00:08
Ladies, if you get a man's phone number and you call hi...
S01 • E02 Yeah, thou shalt not judge, Jesus!" - The Standups 00:18
Yeah, thou shalt not judge, Jesus!"
S01 • E05 And then I got to thinking and I said, - The Standups 00:08
And then I got to thinking and I said,
S01 • E06 I got pretty fxcking honest back there." - The Standups 00:06
I got pretty fxcking honest back there."
S01 • E04 "I'm going back to Jeff. Sorry Luigi." - The Standups 00:04
"I'm going back to Jeff. Sorry Luigi."
S01 • E01 If I was doing it out of some guy's van, I might ask that guy for a video, - The Standups 00:07
If I was doing it out of some guy's van, I might ask th...
S01 • E05 Like, "I can't be at this birth because of sports." - The Standups 00:09
Like, "I can't be at this birth because of sports....
S01 • E03 Women, when you go on a date, - The Standups 00:06
Women, when you go on a date,
S01 • E06 I live in New York where there are "Nor'easters" - The Standups 00:08
I live in New York where there are "Nor'easters&qu...
S01 • E04 It is tempting, because I don't have a landing strip, - The Standups 00:06
It is tempting, because I don't have a landing strip,
S01 • E01 I was like, "Should I bring someone to take me home?" - The Standups 00:07
I was like, "Should I bring someone to take me home?&qu...
S01 • E02 And there was always, like, - The Standups 00:08
And there was always, like,
S01 • E05 I feel like the only thing more feminine than giving birth - The Standups 00:10
I feel like the only thing more feminine than giving birth
S01 • E03 Look at his keys and you can tell a whole lot about that. - The Standups 00:04
Look at his keys and you can tell a whole lot about that.
S01 • E01 It's not a big deal, I'll tell someone where I'm at." - The Standups 00:14
It's not a big deal, I'll tell someone where I...
S01 • E03 You want a man with about five keys on his key ring. - The Standups 00:04
You want a man with about five keys on his key ring.
S01 • E06 One hit New York last January, and it shut the city down for three days. - The Standups 00:05
One hit New York last January, and it shut the city down for...
S01 • E02 Ladies! Come on, I want you to take a knee! Come on, ladies!" - The Standups 00:07
Ladies! Come on, I want you to take a knee! Come on, ladies!...
S01 • E03 You don't want a motherfucker with a janitor-roll-ass of fucking keys. - The Standups 00:05
You don't want a motherfucker with a janitor-roll-ass o...