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The Standups

But no, I can't do it, so I really relyon outsourcing it and getting fingered

But no, I can't do it, so I really rely
on outsourcing it and getting fingered

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:07.297
But no, I can't do it, so I really rely on outsourcing it and getting fingered.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:07
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E06 [cries] - The Standups 00:07
[cries]
S01 • E01 I mean, we're up to the point where, if anybody confidently just walked up, - The Standups 00:07
I mean, we're up to the point where, if anybody confide...
S01 • E02 If she's not getting laid, her friends are not getting laid. - The Standups 00:04
If she's not getting laid, her friends are not getting ...
S01 • E04 I love fingering. It's my favorite sexual act. It's like, you can do it anywhere. - The Standups 00:05
I love fingering. It's my favorite sexual act. It'...
S01 • E02 She's basically the bouncer for her friends' vaginas. - The Standups 00:05
She's basically the bouncer for her friends' vagin...
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:07
[laughter]
S01 • E05 You see weight loss ads - The Standups 00:06
You see weight loss ads
S01 • E06 All my neighbors are like, "This guy really wants that sidewalk clear." - The Standups 00:09
All my neighbors are like, "This guy really wants that ...
S01 • E02 And just so you know, you don't choose to be the responsible one, it chooses you. - The Standups 00:05
And just so you know, you don't choose to be the respon...
S01 • E05 You never see one where a woman has a big bra - The Standups 00:10
You never see one where a woman has a big bra
S01 • E04 It's hard, though, because not every guy is great at it. - The Standups 00:06
It's hard, though, because not every guy is great at it...
S01 • E01 I fly a bunch and it never gets easy when you fly. - The Standups 00:05
I fly a bunch and it never gets easy when you fly.
S01 • E06 "I'm never gonna talk to her again." - The Standups 00:09
"I'm never gonna talk to her again."
S01 • E04 I feel like guys don't really get good at it until, like... - The Standups 00:04
I feel like guys don't really get good at it until, lik...
S01 • E02 So I would just walk into a club - The Standups 00:05
So I would just walk into a club
S01 • E01 You just think, like, every plane you're on is going to go down. - The Standups 00:05
You just think, like, every plane you're on is going to...
S01 • E02 [mimics a thump] - The Standups 00:12
[mimics a thump]
S01 • E05 And then his friend chimed in to help - The Standups 00:13
And then his friend chimed in to help
S01 • E04 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:05
[audience laughs]
S01 • E01 It's not... I know, dark, you know. You just... It's never relaxing. - The Standups 00:05
It's not... I know, dark, you know. You just... It'...