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Don't you touch shit in the company refrigerator
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The Standups

Don't you touch shitin the company refrigerator until we can verify this...

Don't you touch shit
in the company refrigerator until we can verify this shit,
motherfucker."

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Don't you touch shit in the company refrigerator
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until we can verify this shit, motherfucker."
Duration
6 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:46
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E06 And their family sues a major company - The Standups 00:05
And their family sues a major company
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:05
[laughter]
S01 • E02 So that is why I skipped Grandma on my coming out tour, y'all. - The Standups 00:05
So that is why I skipped Grandma on my coming out tour, y�...
S01 • E04 If you have a gaping asshole, be like, "I was born that way. Ouch. This hurts. - The Standups 00:05
If you have a gaping asshole, be like, "I was born that...
S01 • E01 So we stand there, luckily the snake comes out and he gets the rabbit. - The Standups 00:06
So we stand there, luckily the snake comes out and he gets t...
S01 • E06 Then one asshole in the family goes in front of the news, sad, - The Standups 00:07
Then one asshole in the family goes in front of the news, sa...
S01 • E05 [female audience members whoop] - The Standups 00:10
[female audience members whoop]
S01 • E01 He like constricts it, it falls to the ground, - The Standups 00:09
He like constricts it, it falls to the ground,
S01 • E02 I knew she would have been like, "I know how to fix this." - The Standups 00:14
I knew she would have been like, "I know how to fix thi...
S01 • E04 Because they'll ask. They'll be like, "Have you done this before?" - The Standups 00:07
Because they'll ask. They'll be like, "Have y...
S01 • E04 Like, "Huge butt whore. Get in there, join the club! - The Standups 00:04
Like, "Huge butt whore. Get in there, join the club!
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:06
[laughter]
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:07
[laughter]
S01 • E04 Will you write something funny? No one ever does." - The Standups 00:08
Will you write something funny? No one ever does."
S01 • E02 My grandmother didn't think she could cure gayness. - The Standups 00:04
My grandmother didn't think she could cure gayness.
S01 • E05 I always know how long I've had my IUD - The Standups 00:07
I always know how long I've had my IUD
S01 • E06 I love my mom more than anybody. She raised me completely by herself. - The Standups 00:05
I love my mom more than anybody. She raised me completely by...
S01 • E01 Then he goes, "All right, you have permission to touch the snake." - The Standups 00:07
Then he goes, "All right, you have permission to touch ...
S01 • E02 [shocked laughter] - The Standups 00:05
[shocked laughter]
S01 • E05 So my first one was Just For Laughs, Montreal 2011, - The Standups 00:08
So my first one was Just For Laughs, Montreal 2011,