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The Standups

Even thoughI'm a big old lesbian right now, I was in the closet for a long time

Even though
I'm a big old lesbian right now, I was in the closet for a long time

Full Transcript

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Even though I'm a big old lesbian right now,
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I was in the closet for a long time.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:51
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E05 Which I could not have done without my theater degree. - The Standups 00:04
Which I could not have done without my theater degree.
S01 • E06 They see a hot girl. "I'm gonna fxck you!" That's nuts! That's nuts! - The Standups 00:06
They see a hot girl. "I'm gonna fxck you!" Th...
S01 • E01 Sometimes when you go in there, some of the people that work there, - The Standups 00:15
Sometimes when you go in there, some of the people that work...
S01 • E02 I did not come out until I was 25 years old, - The Standups 00:08
I did not come out until I was 25 years old,
S01 • E04 No, I was just... You can't do it, obviously, and I was like, "No!" - The Standups 00:07
No, I was just... You can't do it, obviously, and I was...
S01 • E06 I always react to beautiful women like I just missed the subway. - The Standups 00:04
I always react to beautiful women like I just missed the sub...
S01 • E02 I moved in with a man when I was in college, - The Standups 00:07
I moved in with a man when I was in college,
S01 • E05 So chubby that I remember hopping onto the scale - The Standups 00:17
So chubby that I remember hopping onto the scale
S01 • E01 I went into one, I was trying to buy a hammock. - The Standups 00:04
I went into one, I was trying to buy a hammock.
S01 • E06 Fxck!" - The Standups 00:07
Fxck!"
S01 • E02 "I cannot believe that you moved in with a man and you are not even married. - The Standups 00:05
"I cannot believe that you moved in with a man and you ...
S01 • E01 So I go in, I go to where I imagine hammocks live, - The Standups 00:29
So I go in, I go to where I imagine hammocks live,
S01 • E03 What we've got going on right now, this is called "the now." - The Standups 00:15
What we've got going on right now, this is called "...
S01 • E04 And your dog would too. Your dog wants to go down on you so badly. - The Standups 00:05
And your dog would too. Your dog wants to go down on you so ...
S01 • E02 You're going to be living in sin." - The Standups 00:18
You're going to be living in sin."
S01 • E04 You can't let them do it. It would be the ultimate treat for them. - The Standups 00:04
You can't let them do it. It would be the ultimate trea...
S01 • E04 I know you're like, "No, it wouldn't." - The Standups 00:04
I know you're like, "No, it wouldn't."
S01 • E04 Like, he would love to lick on your sweet, sweet puss. - The Standups 00:05
Like, he would love to lick on your sweet, sweet puss.
S01 • E06 I'm fxcked. I'm a pothead and I'm single. It's a terrible combination. - The Standups 00:05
I'm fxcked. I'm a pothead and I'm single. It&...
S01 • E02 [moans of desire] - The Standups 00:06
[moans of desire]