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The Standups

Fxck!" Then someone walks a fat bulldog by me

fxck!" [audience laughs] Then someone walks a fat bulldog by me

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fxck!"
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[audience laughs]
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Then someone walks a fat bulldog by me.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
54
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:08
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E02 "I cannot believe that you moved in with a man and you are not even married. - The Standups 00:05
"I cannot believe that you moved in with a man and you ...
S01 • E01 So I go in, I go to where I imagine hammocks live, - The Standups 00:29
So I go in, I go to where I imagine hammocks live,
S01 • E03 What we've got going on right now, this is called "the now." - The Standups 00:15
What we've got going on right now, this is called "...
S01 • E04 And your dog would too. Your dog wants to go down on you so badly. - The Standups 00:05
And your dog would too. Your dog wants to go down on you so ...
S01 • E02 You're going to be living in sin." - The Standups 00:18
You're going to be living in sin."
S01 • E04 You can't let them do it. It would be the ultimate treat for them. - The Standups 00:04
You can't let them do it. It would be the ultimate trea...
S01 • E04 I know you're like, "No, it wouldn't." - The Standups 00:04
I know you're like, "No, it wouldn't."
S01 • E04 Like, he would love to lick on your sweet, sweet puss. - The Standups 00:05
Like, he would love to lick on your sweet, sweet puss.
S01 • E06 I'm fxcked. I'm a pothead and I'm single. It's a terrible combination. - The Standups 00:05
I'm fxcked. I'm a pothead and I'm single. It&...
S01 • E02 [moans of desire] - The Standups 00:06
[moans of desire]
S01 • E06 Drunk guys are good at being single because they're confident. They're numb. - The Standups 00:04
Drunk guys are good at being single because they're con...
S01 • E02 [deeper moans of desire] - The Standups 00:06
[deeper moans of desire]
S01 • E03 I met with these big agents one time when I was... - The Standups 00:04
I met with these big agents one time when I was...
S01 • E04 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:07
[audience laughs]
S01 • E05 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:06
[audience laughs]
S01 • E01 Do you guys sell 'hammots'?" - The Standups 00:13
Do you guys sell 'hammots'?"
S01 • E06 They make eye contact with a woman at a bar, they're like, "She wants it." - The Standups 00:08
They make eye contact with a woman at a bar, they're li...
S01 • E03 I sold this show to them. We were about to celebrate. It was three Jewish guys. - The Standups 00:05
I sold this show to them. We were about to celebrate. It was...
S01 • E02 [clicks tongue] - The Standups 00:04
[clicks tongue]
S01 • E04 He wouldn't do it, he's too proud." No, he would. - The Standups 00:05
He wouldn't do it, he's too proud." No, he wo...